(Un)official Shakespeare Audio InsulterVersion: 1.0
Developer: CHS Systems
Age rating: 4+
Rating Description
4+ Applications in this category contain no objectionable material.
9+ Applications in this category may contain mild or infrequent occurrences of cartoon, fantasy or realistic violence, and infrequent or mild mature, suggestive, or horror-themed content which may not be suitable for children under the age of 9.
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Compatibility: Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch
Requires iPhone OS 2.2 or later
Filed Under: Entertainment
This (un)official insulter is based on the original Shakespeare Insulter from the days of old. This modern day insulter uses the original dictionary, but offers up AUDIO as well, speaking the insulting phrase to whomever you are directing your insults at. Issue a new insult with a tap or a shake.
According to some critics, this is NOT the real thing because it does not use a British accent. I'm sorry to disappoint, but I was not born with one, nor have I acquired one. So I have dubbed this an Unofficial insulter so as to not insult. This uses an American voice, purposely stilted for effect ;-)
That said, this is very funny. AND, it uses a purposely stilted delivery as a part of the tongue in cheek humor that this represents. So please enjoy and...
INSULT THE FOLLOWING GROUPS OF PEOPLE:
• your teacher
• your principle
• your boss
• the person who was your boss until you got fired for insulting them
• your friends
• people who are not your friends
• your colleagues
• people who are not your colleagues
• people who will no longer be your friend once insulted
• your children
• your parents
• your dog or your cat
• a policeman writing you a ticket
• and all others not falling into the above categories
FEATURES
• the ability to insult within seconds of needing to do so
• spoken insults
• animated visual insult, in sentence format
• you don't have the time to listen to all of the possible insults
ATTENTION:
Those with 1st generation iPod will need earphones to be insulted aurally.
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(Un)official Shakespeare Audio Insulter Review
Insult your friends the Shakespeare way
by Philip Michaels, Macworld.com
William Shakespeare wrote 37 plays containing 20,000 to 30,000 words, depending on who’s doing the counting. Some of the words are evocative, some form turns of phrase still in use today, and many, many others can be strung together into a series of vile insults—at least if the voluminous torrent of abuse in Official Shakespearean Audio Insulter is anything to go by.
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