The iPad has left more competitors stalled at the side of the road than an electromagnetic pulse. But now these also-rans have banded together to fight back! Tired of selling a fraction of what Apple’s tablet does, the manufacturers of Android, PlayBook, Windows and grade triple-Z tablets have decided to move units, no matter what it takes. In this exclusive deal, you can get an entire pallet full of iPad competitors for the low price of $100! That’s just a penny a tablet! What? That’s still too much? OK, well, how about $90 for the lot? $80? What if they threw in a second pallet for free? No? How about if they just give you two pallets full of netbooks and the pallet of tablets? And a pony? Wait! Come back!