Hey Siri, please check on Cher

Cher probably needs to hard reset her phone. Or update iOS. Or something.

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And definitely unplug the microwave. And maybe consider going to Settings > Siri and turning off the switch for “Allow Hey Siri.”

Best of luck, Cher, we love you!

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