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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Apple’s very bad, awful week: Say what?

All things that happen to Apple are the worst ever.

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Non-final grades: Judging Tim Cook’s tenure

Grading on the crazy curve.

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Spot the utility: iPads are chock full of it

Get the right tool for the job.

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Please wait until the iPhone 7 is unveiled before judging it

Which is better, the Galaxy Note 7 or the iPhone 7? That's a trick question, because the iPhone hasn't even been announced.

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Appointment with disappointment: The iPhone 7 cometh

But we already know it's going to be terrible.

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Everything is dumb: Like any and all new Watch features

Adding features to things is dumb.

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Time… ing: Where are the new Macs?

Apple sure is taking its time.

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The case of the case: Nobody likes you, unannounced iPhone

How not to sell people on a new iPhone: Survey them.

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Not all about you: The iPad can be computer enough

Just because you need more it doesn't mean everyone else does.

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AOL LOL: Further away than you think

No, Apple is probably not the next AOL.

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Seeing double: Twice the advice, twice the wrong

Sigh. No, Apple should not license iOS.

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It’s always something: The Apple earnings show

Darned if they do, darned if they don't.

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Nothing good on: Losing it about the Apple TV

Didn't sell as many units at the iPhone? Must be a failure.

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Picture this: Unannounced phone in big trouble

The iPhone 7, like so many Apple products, comes pre-doomed.

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Serious problem: The iPhone 7 conundrum

Don't judge things based on rumors.