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Book club: Beating up Apple execs over their book picks

Apple is a religion, take 908.

The anti-Beatitudes: Calling Apple a religion

It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.

Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA

It's easier to make bombastic statements before Apple ships.

Weird science: The Apple Watch may already be killing you!

There is no evidence wearables and smartphones are linked to cancer. Not that the New York Times seems to know that.

Watching the wrong fight: Microsoft Band vs. Apple Watch

Misunderstanding what Microsoft's really trying to do.

Choose wisely: Your all-important Apple Watch choice

More ways the Apple Watch will ruin everything.

Digerati, heal thyself: Blaming our shortcomings on our devices

The Apple Watch is a witch! Burn it!

An opinion too far: Asking the wrong people about the Apple Watch

Let's ask IT guys about a consumer product. That should go well.

Insecurity blanket: Apple Pay doesn't solve society's ills

Apple did not fix problems inherent to the credit card business so it must pay.

Getting your kicks in: Gotta complain about the Apple Watch before Monday

Write up all those Apple Watch complaints and press publish because they might be stale by Monday.

Flop flap: Apple Watch comes pre-flopped

If you look at the Apple Watch a certain way by closing your eyes, it looks like a flop.

Et tu? When good sites go bad.

Jamming Apple into a headline might drive traffic but that doesn't mean you should do it.

Take my advice: Do not take this guy's advice

Free advice can actually be worth less than what you pay for it.

Driving me crazy: Apple car speculation is out of control

The Apple Car cometh! And it faileth!

Watch this space: The fashion industry strikes back

Turns out they're anti-Apple Watch. Who saw that coming?