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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Comparing Apples to lemons: Windows Phone beats Apple Watch

A comparison so nonsensical it hurts the Macalope's antlers.

Highly skeptical: Slapping apps on the Watch

Why wouldn't developers just develop first and ask questions later?

Missing all the signs: Desperately seeking a Watch flop

If you only look at certain evidence and ignore other, better, evidence, it's clear the Apple Watch is a flop.

Minor details: Who’s deriding the Apple Watch

Surprise, it's someone with an ax to grind.

Paling in comparison: The Apple Watch and Google Glass

Based on nothing, you could say the Apple Watch is worse. Apparently.

Unreality check: The made-up case against Tim Cook

Tim Cook must go! Because of many made-up and inaccurate reasons!

A broken watch: Surveying the Apple Watch doom

Reports of Apple Watch sales should be taken with a salt lick's worth of salt.

The expectation game: Subjectively dismissing the Apple Watch

If you don't like it, then it can't be good.

Crushing it: The Apple Music double standard

Stop holding Apple to a different standard.

Past tense: All about the Apple Watch failure

From the go-to guy for Apple failure.

Survey fever: Don’t catch it

Surveys on the popularity of Apple products are often not worth the pixels they appear on.

You’re doing it wrong: A negative Watch review, hold the hate

Turns out you can write a negative opinion about the Apple Watch without being ridiculously over the top. Who knew?

Not for everyone: You don’t have to like the Apple Watch

If someone else wants one, that's not a reflection on you.