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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Piping those dreams: Android wins it all

It's only a matter of time.

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Simple answers: They’re for simple people

Who would you replace Tim Cook with?

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Start making sense: In your Apple criticism

Criticism is fine, but ranting isn't helpful.

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A bad quarter for Apple: Is a great one for anyone else

Falling sales are never good, but it's not all doom and gloom.

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Over-the-top: Making your Apple Watch diatribe stand out

Higher. Higher. Maximum hyperbole.

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Disservice: Ignoring Apple’s efforts

When you throw out a lot of Apple's services, they hardly have any at all.

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Killing it: Apple isn’t killing the Mac

The source of this thought is reason enough to know it's bogus.

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Rosencrantz and Goldilocks are dead: Who would want an iPhone SE?

People who want smaller screens are people, too, you know.

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Lasting: iPhones tend to stick around

You may not keep using it, but someone will.

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Down is up: Security is unsafe

Only by creating back door operating systems can we truly be safe.

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If it bleeds: Making Apple Watch headlines

There are good things to report about the Apple Watch and this one bad thing. What to do?

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Scared straight: The iPhone hacking fear that wasn’t

Fortune misreads its own poll.

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An appointment with disappointment: Reaction to the iPhone SE is predictable

Who had "disappointment" in the pool? Everyone? OK.

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Empty inside: The iPhone SE or our souls?

The iPhone SE is no good. Nothing is.

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Lawful conduct: Using the courts is not being above the law

Using lawyers within the law is kind of how the system works.