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Take my advice: Do not take this guy's advice

Free advice can actually be worth less than what you pay for it.

Driving me crazy: Apple car speculation is out of control

The Apple Car cometh! And it faileth!

Watch this space: The fashion industry strikes back

Turns out they're anti-Apple Watch. Who saw that coming?

Car talk: Apple rumors run amok again

The rumored Apple Car is already a loser.

Finally: Time-bending competition is here today

The Apple Watch finally has competition. FINALLY.

Can't lose for winning: Or is it the other way around?

Apple had an amazing quarter. Now it'll all go wrong.

One or the other: Apple's either doomed or destroyer

Business Insider just wants to sell stories of winners and losers.

Redefining 'better': It now means 'worse'

Crappy device is surely better because it's cheap.

Too much book learning: Convincing yourself Apple's doomed

Apple's numbers this quarter were great. It must be hiding something.

The Apple Watch watch: More predictions of doom

Still going to be a flop, if you want to know.

Finally: How good news for Apple is bad news for Apple

The analysis of Apple's quarterly results you were waiting for.

Apple's missing out on X: Where X is whatever isn't shipping yet

Apple isn't shipping this year's not-ready-to-ship technology!

The doom train: Nothing can stop Apple doom

All aboard! No record results can keep the Apple doom train from making its scheduled stops!

The blame game: Everything is Apple's fault

Do you even have to ask?