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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

As sure as Apple doom and taxes

iPad doomed? Naturally.

Analysts say the craziest things

Seriously, someone should check in on some of them.

Specious reasoning

Need a reason to get out of Apple's stock? Well, keep looking, because there's no help here.

Securitysplainin'

Oh, good, another Windows user is here to explain Mac security to us!

Fait accompli liability

Things that have not even begun cannot be over.

A whirlwind of spin

Hold on to your hats, it's about to get blustery!

Fools of the Year

So many fish and such a small barrel.

Losers

Apple. What a bunch of losers.

Another day, another doom

Developer preview software from competitors is indicative of one thing and one thing only: doom for Apple.

Worst book club member ever

"We should read this book because the reviews are really bad."

The Macalope Weekly: One side fits all

When talking about Apple, just the 'con' side will do. Best not to confuse things.

The Macalope: When you assume

Apple rumors are all true, right?

The Macalope: Not counterintuitive, anti-intuitive

What happens when you try to think so far out of the box that you're in a universe where boxes do not exist?

The Macalope Weekly: A messed up system of rewards

Writing anti-Apple pieces for fun and profit.

The Macalope: Discontributor network

Forbes, are you mad about something?