The MacalopeMacworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

No way to win

Apple might be announcing a larger iPhone this fall which naturally means trouble for ... Apple.

On repeat

Stick to your guns! No matter what evidence to the contrary there is.

A steady decline

Once again we gather together to document Apple's steady decline into irrelevance.

Rumors of doom

Unannounced product delayed! How does that work?

Under pressure

Apple better deliver or ... or ... uh ...

Missed opportunities

Can't we do better than this?

The spin cycle

Samsung has a bad quarter. Cue the spin!

The lame name game

It really is the very lamest of name games. Including that song.

Loving to say 'I told you so'

Let's face it, it's fun. And there are so many opportunities.

The wildly popular Surface

Apple should totally copy it.

You can't handle the truth

Particularly when said 'truth' is about how Steve Jobs would disapprove of Tim Cook. You've always had a touchy gag reflex.

All out of ideas

Who is? Apple or those who write about Apple?

One side fits all

It sure is easier making the case for Apple doom when you only look at one side's advantages.

Our go-to guy

Who would you turn to for analysis on how Amazon's Fire Phone affects Apple? Just guess.

Paling in comparison

Pundits, that is.