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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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The iPhone hair shirt: The weirdest of takes

It's a hairy situation.

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All specced up and no place to go: Misunderstanding the iPhone

iPhones aren't the best when looked at from this one weird angle.

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The worst of intentions: Silly HomePod survey

Other products might sell better than the HomePod and this is terrible news for Apple.

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Burning hunk of love: The Galaxy Note 8 rumor

All hail the coming iPhone killer.

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News you can lose: The last name in Apple analysis

A little research can go a long way. None at all won't get you very far.

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Dial tone: Predicting iPhone 8 problems

People don't buy iPhones for one and only one reason.

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Summer repeats: Rehashing the same old arguments

Shocking revelation that Apple sometimes charges more for its products.

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Parody is dead: One writer’s joke is another writer’s headline

You can make this stuff up but then they'll just use it.

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Mo’ problems: Apple again goes for that other share

High prices mean more money.

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A winning season: Microsoft does it again

Nobody buys Macs anymore. Too popular.

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Essentially losing it: Unbridled enthusiasm for an upcoming phone

Every new phone is an iPhone-killing bit of awesome.

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Not getting it: The tablet confusion

Pundits still can't wrap their heads around tablets.

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Killer unicorns: Every device an iPhone-killer

All we need to know is that it's upcoming.

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Double header: Twice the ire about upcoming products

You'll be angry for months.