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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Headline trauma: Making excuses for Microsoft

There's always a way to make it into a win for Microsoft.

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Problem-o-matic: iPhone 8 problems keep coming

It's like a perpetual motion machine.

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Saving time: Always pre-judge Apple products

Usually with an eye toward any potential flaws.

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Logically challenged: The “delayed” iPhone 8

This one requires some real mental gymnastics.

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Finger-pointing: The rumored iPhone 8 delay

It raises a quantum mechanical conundrum.

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Rocket science: Fixing all Apple’s problems with this one incredibly unlikely trick

Simple solutions that will never work or happen for complex problems.

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Dying hereafter: Pre-judging the iPhone 8

Possible schematics of the iPhone 8 have leaked or possibly not at all.

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For exaggerated effect: Surveys don’t change sales

Apple laptops sank in a survey but that doesn’t mean people aren’t buying them.

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Margin of error: How the Surface tops the iPad

The Surface ekes out a win.

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Flophone: Analyzing the iPhone 8

Like clockwork, every year the coming iPhone must be pre-declared disappointing.

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Microsoft versus Apple: Still making a it a thing

So many ways for Apple to lose.

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Time is a flat circle: The world is always Samsung’s oyster

Samsung's bad fall can only mean great things are ahead.

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The problem factory: Imagining the worst for the iPhone

Dreaming up the way a new iPhone could go wrong is job number one.

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A swing and a meh: AirPods get disrespected

You don't have to like them. But a lot of people do.

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Different strokes: The software experience matters to some

How much is struggling with a bad user experience worth to you?