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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Timing is everything: Knowing when to talk about Apple Watch sales

You have to make hay while the sun doesn't shine on the Apple Watch.

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RIP data: It only ever shows Apple losing

No matter what the data shows, it's bad for Apple.

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Coming to their senses: It’s always just over the horizon

Surely next year will be when people realize Apple products cost too much.

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The comeback: Please hold for Microsoft’s retort

It only took them four years.

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Not buying it: The MacBook Pro purchasing decision

Apple products cost too much!

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Spending Apple’s money: Apple doesn’t need to make a splash

Apple is not a conglomerate, it doesn't need to acquire like one.

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When you assume: Judging Apple’s unannounced products

All future Apple products come pre-failed.

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Head hunter: Tim Cook must go!

Apple is still extremely successful so the CEO should step down. Makes sense.

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Other-flagellation: Pitting Steve Jobs against Apple

More Jobs analysis from the pundits who didn't know him best.

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Constant as the northern star: The perennially wrong pundit

Another Apple product introduction, another chance to ignore the obvious.

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Crushing it: Microsoft always wins

It's a mystery why Apple even bothers.

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Rusty old saw: Market share still still unimportant

Apple walks away with the share that really matters.

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Truly disappointing: Getting Apple’s strategy wrong

You don't have to like the MacBook Pro, but recognize what Apple does.