The MacalopeMacworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

How low can you go?

Apple should totally get in on that race to the bottom.

Same old refrain

Have you guys heard about this market share thing? It's apparently the most important thing ever.

It is to laugh

Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.

Blame Apple

It's easy and consequence-free!

This just in from 2012

The latest analysis from 2012 is in!

Market share sandwich

Hard to believe, but some are still beating the market share drum.

Coming up lame

Slim pickings this week but we can always rely on some old standards.

Bizarro Insider

And now, analysis from Bizarro World!

No idea what they're talking about

But that doesn't stop these pundits!

Obsolete arguments

Does Apple employ planned obsolescence? Isn't this argument itself obsolete by now?

Not-so-smartphone

Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.

Things might get ontological

Words have meanings. Not that these people know that.

No way to win

Apple might be announcing a larger iPhone this fall which naturally means trouble for ... Apple.

On repeat

Stick to your guns! No matter what evidence to the contrary there is.

A steady decline

Once again we gather together to document Apple's steady decline into irrelevance.