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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Worst book club member ever

"We should read this book because the reviews are really bad."

The Macalope Weekly: One side fits all

When talking about Apple, just the 'con' side will do. Best not to confuse things.

The Macalope: When you assume

Apple rumors are all true, right?

The Macalope: Not counterintuitive, anti-intuitive

What happens when you try to think so far out of the box that you're in a universe where boxes do not exist?

The Macalope Weekly: A messed up system of rewards

Writing anti-Apple pieces for fun and profit.

The Macalope: Discontributor network

Forbes, are you mad about something?

A loose interpretation

Facts, smacts. Don't let them get in the way of your carefully reasoned analysis.

The Macalope Weekly: Reasonable explanations

There's one for pretty much everything.

The Macalope: Everything's coming up BlackBerry!

Look out, world! BlackBerry's making a comeback!

The Macalope Weekly: Unresolved issues

Any time Apple makes a mistake you know it's time to bring out the kitchen sink.

The Macalope: Future shock

Apple is destroyed once again! Man, every time!

The Macalope: A disagreement

Anyone else notice that we keep arguing about the same things?

The Macalope Weekly: Stating the obvious

Yes, it's possible Apple is doomed. It just isn't likely.

The Macalope: The reason that dare not speak its name

Why wouldn't Apple sell cheap devices in a grab for market share? It's unfathomable!