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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Threat mis-assessment

Apple's biggest threat ever! Other than all the other ones.

The Macalope Weekly: In theory

The Macalope like theories as much as the mythical creature, maybe more, but come on: It's reality that really matters.

The Macalope: Look Who's Talking, Part Infinity

Woz speaks! Again. And again. And again.

The Macalope: The Goldilocks phone

Apple must make a larger iPhone! A larger iPhone will break iOS! What?

The Macalope Weekly: No admission

Apple caught admitting things it's not actually admitting! Truly scandalous.

The Macalope: Don't look back in anger or happiness

What does Apple's nostalgia tell us? Starts with "d" and rhymes with "boom."

The Macalope: Party like it's 1995

Apple needs to ship new products! Otherwise, what will everyone copy?

The Macalope Weekly: The games we play

The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.

The Macalope: Miss-direction

Apple misses imaginary targets again!

The Macalope: Assumes facts not in evidence

Let us accept rumors as true and use that as a jumping point to flights of fancy!

The Macalope Weekly: Perspective

Perspective is important. But some things are just wrong.

The Macalope: The prediction of the Beast

Apple better release a phablet or... something!

The Macalope Weekly: Disclaimers

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The Macalope: From zero to Apple in 3.5 seconds

How fast can we make something about Apple?