How can we be glad you're gone, Dan Lyons, if you won't go away?
And you, too, can be quoted about Apple!
Forbes is your place to go to find out why Apple's Beats acquisition is the worst idea ever.
Tim Cook is lame according to perhaps the world's silliest pundit.
Has Apple lost the plot? Has anyone seen the script?
Get ready to be schooled, kids! Because several technology doctors are in the house and itching to dish out some malpractice.
The only thing we know for sure is that Apple is doomed.
Asked by academics and completely pointless.
These headlines would be news. If they were true.
Why would someone write something so crazy? Well, there's a reason.
Apple needs to be very afraid because apparently it knows nothing about competition or something.
But why do we have to hear them all?
Sometimes a pundit just wants to know we see him.
Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.
Things that should not be compared to each other are compared to each other.