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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Cooked goose: Spotting Apple’s problem

Tim Cook's failings are easy to see if you put on these special glasses. A tin foil hat doesn't hurt, either.

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Mystery meat: Security survey results lack details

A new survey shows startling results! Supported by too little detail!

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The iPad Obtuse: Misunderstanding the message

The iPad Pro is here and Tim Cook's comments on it are causing a stir.

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Oh, oh, oh, it’s magic: Conjuring up Apple doom

These are some magical arguments against Apple's continued success.

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Underground fruit: Making Apple news with a minimum of ingredients

If it's an Apple problem, it's news.

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Retroactive disaster: Not even math can save the Apple Watch

Some people think no matter how many Watches Apple's sold, no one wants them.

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Distrusted commentary: You can’t un-burn a bridge

Everyone's got an opinion but some people probably don't need theirs prominently displayed.

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The boy who cried short: Consistently bearish on AAPL

Some day Apple won't do well. Better get on that train now.

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Can’t win for winning: Apple doom coming any day

Apple's quarterly results are never good enough to save it from its impending doom.

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Road to nowhere: Apple car not required

Auto industry executives say Apple and Google can't make it in the auto world. Case closed!

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Headline skewing: Apple Music gets graded on a curve

Apple Music seems to be doing fairly well, unless you just look at the headlines.

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Not half bad: Apple Music does OK

But that's not headline news.

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Upside down: Portraying Apple’s strengths as a weakness

Apple is the better choice if you value your privacy. So, of course we have to talk about how that's a problem.

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Presumed guilty: It’s probably Apple’s fault

Facebook's app sucks? Must be Apple's fault.

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The wrong fight: What’s the Surface competing with?

When is a tablet not a tablet? When it's not used like one.