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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Discontributor network

Forbes, are you mad about something?

A loose interpretation

Facts, smacts. Don't let them get in the way of your carefully reasoned analysis.

The Macalope Weekly: Reasonable explanations

There's one for pretty much everything.

The Macalope: Everything's coming up BlackBerry!

Look out, world! BlackBerry's making a comeback!

The Macalope Weekly: Unresolved issues

Any time Apple makes a mistake you know it's time to bring out the kitchen sink.

The Macalope: Future shock

Apple is destroyed once again! Man, every time!

The Macalope: A disagreement

Anyone else notice that we keep arguing about the same things?

The Macalope Weekly: Stating the obvious

Yes, it's possible Apple is doomed. It just isn't likely.

The Macalope: The reason that dare not speak its name

Why wouldn't Apple sell cheap devices in a grab for market share? It's unfathomable!

The Macalope: Threat mis-assessment

Apple's biggest threat ever! Other than all the other ones.

The Macalope Weekly: In theory

The Macalope like theories as much as the mythical creature, maybe more, but come on: It's reality that really matters.

The Macalope: Look Who's Talking, Part Infinity

Woz speaks! Again. And again. And again.

The Macalope: The Goldilocks phone

Apple must make a larger iPhone! A larger iPhone will break iOS! What?

The Macalope Weekly: No admission

Apple caught admitting things it's not actually admitting! Truly scandalous.