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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Hard lessons to learn

The Macalope tells Samsung we're not buying its "aw, shucks" shtick and puts the tough love on some pundits.

The Macalope: Stories we tell

Who wants to hear a good story about Apple? Well, sorry, the Macalope only has dumb ones today.

The Macalope: Stylus lifestyle

Is the stylus making a comeback? Is it? No, seriously.

The Macalope Weekly: Solutions in search of a problem

Pundits come up with the craziest ways to fix Apple's imaginary problems.

The Macalope: Sources say Apple doomed

Oh, the sources you'll find when trying to write jerky headlines about Apple.

The Macalope: Where vision doesn't meet the road

Does vision end when you ship a working product?

The Macalope Weekly: Telling

Some things are just obvious. Not that that's necessarily a good thing.

The Macalope: Redefined

Ah, the financial press. Always finding new ways that Apple has disappointed everyone.

The Macalope: Of course

Why would one even ask if Apple's competitors are going to beat it?

The Macalope Weekly: A fundamental lack of understanding

There are reasons for things. You just have to try to actually understand them.

The Macalope: Who's driving this bus?

Who's leading who to free operating systems?

The Macalope: Unspoken alternatives

Why is the iPad so sucky? Good question.

The Macalope Weekly: Total failures

More Apple failures! Some of which don't even exist yet!

The Macalope: Trouble from the get-go

How many licks does it take to get to a problem with this piece?

The Macalope: Disappointment city

The road to which is paved with iPhones.