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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Fictitious accounts

Let's just make some stuff up!

The Macalope Weekly: Narrow viewpoints

Journey into the bizarre mind of Eric Schmidt!

The Macalope: Thanks so very much

A very special holiday edition of the Macalope!

The Macalope: Demi-Godwin

Please, people, Apple's not Hitler. Just someone else horrible.

The Macalope Weekly: Friends and enemies

This week's argument dissection hits a little too close to home.

The Macalope: Repeat performance

Henry Blodget wants to explain to you how it's Windows versus the Mac all over again. Again.

The Macalope: In nomine dumb

You will be shocked by this shocking revelation about Apple, yeah, it's a religion.

The Macalope Weekly: Hard lessons to learn

The Macalope tells Samsung we're not buying its "aw, shucks" shtick and puts the tough love on some pundits.

The Macalope: Stories we tell

Who wants to hear a good story about Apple? Well, sorry, the Macalope only has dumb ones today.

The Macalope: Stylus lifestyle

Is the stylus making a comeback? Is it? No, seriously.

The Macalope Weekly: Solutions in search of a problem

Pundits come up with the craziest ways to fix Apple's imaginary problems.

The Macalope: Sources say Apple doomed

Oh, the sources you'll find when trying to write jerky headlines about Apple.

The Macalope: Where vision doesn't meet the road

Does vision end when you ship a working product?

The Macalope Weekly: Telling

Some things are just obvious. Not that that's necessarily a good thing.

The Macalope: Redefined

Ah, the financial press. Always finding new ways that Apple has disappointed everyone.