The Macalope like theories as much as the mythical creature, maybe more, but come on: It's reality that really matters.
Woz speaks! Again. And again. And again.
Apple must make a larger iPhone! A larger iPhone will break iOS! What?
Apple caught admitting things it's not actually admitting! Truly scandalous.
What does Apple's nostalgia tell us? Starts with "d" and rhymes with "boom."
Apple needs to ship new products! Otherwise, what will everyone copy?
The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.
Apple misses imaginary targets again!
Let us accept rumors as true and use that as a jumping point to flights of fancy!
Perspective is important. But some things are just wrong.
Apple better release a phablet or... something!
This year for sure!
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How fast can we make something about Apple?
A piece so funny it must be satire! Right?