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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Book club: Beating up Apple execs over their book picks

Apple is a religion, take 908.

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The anti-Beatitudes: Calling Apple a religion

It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.

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Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA

It's easier to make bombastic statements before Apple ships.

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Weird science: The Apple Watch may already be killing you!

There is no evidence wearables and smartphones are linked to cancer. Not that the New York Times seems to know that.

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Watching the wrong fight: Microsoft Band vs. Apple Watch

Misunderstanding what Microsoft's really trying to do.

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Choose wisely: Your all-important Apple Watch choice

More ways the Apple Watch will ruin everything.

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Digerati, heal thyself: Blaming our shortcomings on our devices

The Apple Watch is a witch! Burn it!

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An opinion too far: Asking the wrong people about the Apple Watch

Let's ask IT guys about a consumer product. That should go well.

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Insecurity blanket: Apple Pay doesn't solve society's ills

Apple did not fix problems inherent to the credit card business so it must pay.

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Getting your kicks in: Gotta complain about the Apple Watch before Monday

Write up all those Apple Watch complaints and press publish because they might be stale by Monday.

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Flop flap: Apple Watch comes pre-flopped

If you look at the Apple Watch a certain way by closing your eyes, it looks like a flop.

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Et tu? When good sites go bad.

Jamming Apple into a headline might drive traffic but that doesn't mean you should do it.

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Take my advice: Do not take this guy's advice

Free advice can actually be worth less than what you pay for it.

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Driving me crazy: Apple car speculation is out of control

The Apple Car cometh! And it faileth!

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Watch this space: The fashion industry strikes back

Turns out they're anti-Apple Watch. Who saw that coming?