Apple should totally get in on that race to the bottom.
Have you guys heard about this market share thing? It's apparently the most important thing ever.
Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.
It's easy and consequence-free!
The latest analysis from 2012 is in!
Hard to believe, but some are still beating the market share drum.
Slim pickings this week but we can always rely on some old standards.
And now, analysis from Bizarro World!
But that doesn't stop these pundits!
Does Apple employ planned obsolescence? Isn't this argument itself obsolete by now?
Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.
Words have meanings. Not that these people know that.
Apple might be announcing a larger iPhone this fall which naturally means trouble for ... Apple.
Stick to your guns! No matter what evidence to the contrary there is.
Once again we gather together to document Apple's steady decline into irrelevance.