Microsoft always wins! It's just one of many truisms in the technology arena, like the only way for Apple to get ahead in life is by buying high profile companies.
Could Business Insider be learning?! No.
Let's just make some stuff up!
Journey into the bizarre mind of Eric Schmidt!
A very special holiday edition of the Macalope!
Please, people, Apple's not Hitler. Just someone else horrible.
This week's argument dissection hits a little too close to home.
Henry Blodget wants to explain to you how it's Windows versus the Mac all over again. Again.
You will be shocked by this shocking revelation about Apple, yeah, it's a religion.
The Macalope tells Samsung we're not buying its "aw, shucks" shtick and puts the tough love on some pundits.
Who wants to hear a good story about Apple? Well, sorry, the Macalope only has dumb ones today.
Is the stylus making a comeback? Is it? No, seriously.
Pundits come up with the craziest ways to fix Apple's imaginary problems.
Oh, the sources you'll find when trying to write jerky headlines about Apple.
Does vision end when you ship a working product?