Don't stop believing!
APPLE MUST! Something something.
One guy has a slightly adjusted opinion about Apple! Quick! Story!
What does Apple need to do to fix its massive problem? Massive acquisition!
Samsung wants to show you the many benefits of the Galaxy Gear! (Creepers only.)
MIcrosoft and BlackBerry did things! The Market rewards them!
Must we argue during the holidays? Turns out, yes.
One pundit comes back around for his second helping of Macalope this week, after predicting the iPhone won't take two-thirds of the U.S. smartphone market.
It's a phone ... it's a tablet ... it's the Frankenstein-like device that will lay waste to both Apple and Samsung!
The New York Times's war against Apple rages on! Meanwhile, others argue that Apple's products are too cheap AND exploit workers in China.
"Free" as in "it can actually cost you."
An Apple conspiracy! That, well, ends up fixed. Kind of a letdown, really.
Microsoft always wins! It's just one of many truisms in the technology arena, like the only way for Apple to get ahead in life is by buying high profile companies.
Could Business Insider be learning?! No.
Let's just make some stuff up!