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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Truisms

Microsoft always wins! It's just one of many truisms in the technology arena, like the only way for Apple to get ahead in life is by buying high profile companies.

The Macalope: So close and yet so far

Could Business Insider be learning?! No.

The Macalope: Fictitious accounts

Let's just make some stuff up!

The Macalope Weekly: Narrow viewpoints

Journey into the bizarre mind of Eric Schmidt!

The Macalope: Thanks so very much

A very special holiday edition of the Macalope!

The Macalope: Demi-Godwin

Please, people, Apple's not Hitler. Just someone else horrible.

The Macalope Weekly: Friends and enemies

This week's argument dissection hits a little too close to home.

The Macalope: Repeat performance

Henry Blodget wants to explain to you how it's Windows versus the Mac all over again. Again.

The Macalope: In nomine dumb

You will be shocked by this shocking revelation about Apple, yeah, it's a religion.

The Macalope Weekly: Hard lessons to learn

The Macalope tells Samsung we're not buying its "aw, shucks" shtick and puts the tough love on some pundits.

The Macalope: Stories we tell

Who wants to hear a good story about Apple? Well, sorry, the Macalope only has dumb ones today.

The Macalope: Stylus lifestyle

Is the stylus making a comeback? Is it? No, seriously.

The Macalope Weekly: Solutions in search of a problem

Pundits come up with the craziest ways to fix Apple's imaginary problems.

The Macalope: Sources say Apple doomed

Oh, the sources you'll find when trying to write jerky headlines about Apple.

The Macalope: Where vision doesn't meet the road

Does vision end when you ship a working product?