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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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All is fail: Apple doom only comes in extra large

Even the good stuff must be bad.

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Bad example: The 1990s wasn’t Apple’s best decade

You can criticize Apple. Just use better examples.

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This time for sure: Are Apple critics finally right?

Probably not based on historical evidence.

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The Janus explanation: It’s Microsoft or Apple

Or maybe the two-sided coin explanation is too simple.

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Groundhog year: iPhone production cuts are brand new every year

Even the Macalope is running out of fresh jokes about this annual exercise.

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Licensing: The zombie argument that never dies

Still pushing this terrible idea.

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What exploding phones? Samsung gets a pass.

iPhones doomed again, presumably by short-term memory.

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Fire in the earhole: No, AirPods don’t spontaneously combust

The telephone game goes wrong again.

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The worst of times: Looking back on Apple’s year

Not its best, but not that bad, really.

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Unfocused: A spray of complaints about Apple products

Nobody buys Apple products anymore. Too popular.

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Fun with no numbers: Microsoft is indefinably great

Just trust them, they're killing Apple.

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Coming attractions: Samsung to beat Apple once again

Future devices from Apple competitors beat current Apple devices yet again!

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Out of touch: Apple and Microsoft’s differing approaches

Reports of the Mac's death are premature.

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Just take off the Apple Watch if you don’t like it

Why wear something you hate? Unless, of course, it's to make a big deal out of it.