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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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That special sauce: Future Apple products are always bad news

Upcoming Apple laptops are already out of date if you live in the future.

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Dust in the wind: Apple’s coming fall

Apple’s market cap hits new highs. That can’t be good.

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Less isn’t more: The wireless conundrum

What's with all the wires with these wireless devices?

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Hit and run: Questioning Tim Cook for fun and profit

There's often a reason some people think Tim Cook should resign and it has little to do with Cook.

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Fake news: Bad rumors on the iPhone 8

They aren’t news, but they might be true. But they probably won’t.

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Odds aren’t: Apple doesn’t need a monster acquisition

Playing around with Apple's money might be fun but it doesn't mean much.

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Wearable fudge: What is Apple hiding?

You will be shocked to find there is marketing going on here.

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Headline trauma: Making excuses for Microsoft

There's always a way to make it into a win for Microsoft.

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Problem-o-matic: iPhone 8 problems keep coming

It's like a perpetual motion machine.

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Saving time: Always pre-judge Apple products

Usually with an eye toward any potential flaws.

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Logically challenged: The “delayed” iPhone 8

This one requires some real mental gymnastics.

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Finger-pointing: The rumored iPhone 8 delay

It raises a quantum mechanical conundrum.

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Rocket science: Fixing all Apple’s problems with this one incredibly unlikely trick

Simple solutions that will never work or happen for complex problems.

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Dying hereafter: Pre-judging the iPhone 8

Possible schematics of the iPhone 8 have leaked or possibly not at all.