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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Drastic plastic: The laptop Apple shouldn’t and didn’t make

Surprise, Apple doesn't make cheap plastic laptops.

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Magical surveys: Measuring reactions to things that don’t exist

Don't let the fact that no one's seen the next Apple Watch stop you from asking for opinions on it.

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Not-so-fine whine: Apple’s upgrade cycle

It's not among the worst things that happened to humanity.

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Name games: OS X name change spells doom

Of course it does. Of course.

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Every day is Samsung day: It’s always their turn

Their big win is perpetually just around the corner.

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Siri-ously: Siri’s one advantage gets short shrift

Care about it or not, privacy is an actual advantage.

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A watched pot: Waiting for perfection

The Apple Watch may not be perfect, but should it have to be?

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Troll machine: All bad advice, all the time

Should Apple divest the Mac? Put another way, should it take advice from the serially incorrect?

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Strawphone: Arguing against the iPhone 7

Otherwise known as the worst phone ever.

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Cause and effect: WWDC yields predictable reaction

Software announcements at a software developers conference?

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The nut of an idea: Don’t bury it

Not every mistake has to be the worst thing ever.

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The comments: Every once in a while, they’re better

Usually when the article has a kind of big mistake in it.

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Congenital misunderstanding: Apple confounds Wall Street

Be prepared for spit-takes reading these quotes.

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Most personal: Your Apple Watch mileage may vary

One bad Apple Watch experience don't spoil the whole bunch. Girl.