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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The two-headed coin

Apple can't win a rigged coin toss.

More like World Wide Fail Conference

Why even hold a developer conference if you're not announcing consumer products?

Feature, not a bug

Apple forgot to build things for free for Windows users?!

Mojo-jumbo

Let's measure Apple subjectively! Come on, it'll be fun and uninformative!

Fringe theories

Time to put on your tinfoil hats and get crazy, people.

Beating a dead horse

The Beats deal is a disaster!

I don't get it!

Pundits don't get the WWDC keynote announcements! Surprise!

Logical sandcastles

See how easily they wash away in the waves?

You lose

Google trumps Apple ... yet again!

VC mojo rising

Apple mojo falling!

Missed connections

Pundits are looking for answers in all the wrong places.

The return of the naive

How can we be glad you're gone, Dan Lyons, if you won't go away?

Say anything

And you, too, can be quoted about Apple!

Thank you for your contribution

Forbes is your place to go to find out why Apple's Beats acquisition is the worst idea ever.

Says who?

Tim Cook is lame according to perhaps the world's silliest pundit.