Software announcements at a software developers conference?
Not every mistake has to be the worst thing ever.
Usually when the article has a kind of big mistake in it.
Be prepared for spit-takes reading these quotes.
One bad Apple Watch experience don't spoil the whole bunch. Girl.
It's touching how concerned people are about Apple's buying options.
How dare Apple force us to choose?
How does this idea still come up?
Apple's, uh, not likely to license Samsung Pay.
The decline and fall of the Apple empire... is not happening right now.
Why does Apple even bother making new iPhones when future Android phones always win?
It can't be the summer of 2007 forever.
Jobs liked flashy Apple Stores. Get over it.
And rumors are no reason to start flipping tables.
Apple Pay killer CurrentC, on the other hand, is pretty much dead.