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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Rocket science: Fixing all Apple’s problems with this one incredibly unlikely trick

Simple solutions that will never work or happen for complex problems.

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Dying hereafter: Pre-judging the iPhone 8

Possible schematics of the iPhone 8 have leaked or possibly not at all.

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For exaggerated effect: Surveys don’t change sales

Apple laptops sank in a survey but that doesn’t mean people aren’t buying them.

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Margin of error: How the Surface tops the iPad

The Surface ekes out a win.

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Flophone: Analyzing the iPhone 8

Like clockwork, every year the coming iPhone must be pre-declared disappointing.

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Microsoft versus Apple: Still making a it a thing

So many ways for Apple to lose.

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Time is a flat circle: The world is always Samsung’s oyster

Samsung's bad fall can only mean great things are ahead.

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The problem factory: Imagining the worst for the iPhone

Dreaming up the way a new iPhone could go wrong is job number one.

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A swing and a meh: AirPods get disrespected

You don't have to like them. But a lot of people do.

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Different strokes: The software experience matters to some

How much is struggling with a bad user experience worth to you?

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It’s all over: Talking big about Alexa

Alexa is the winner of the battle that's just getting started.

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Apple's strategy hasn't changed—and neither have pundits' takes

Apple's strategy hasn't changed, iPhones have just reached a different stage.

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Unmagic 8 Ball: Predicting the future is hard

But you can rest assured that it doesn't look good for Apple.

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Hyperbole much? Apple’s coming apocalypse

The iPhone 8 will be terrible for Apple, just like all the other iPhones.

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Obsession: For iPads

Why the heck is Apple still making iPads?!