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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Nobody cares: A horror show of opinions we can live without

The Macalope regrets that it's come to this.

Pointless gyrations: Comparisons that don't make sense

Smartphones are just like smartwatches, right?

The F-word: Obsessively calling the Watch a "flop"

It's like a tic with some pundits.

Flub-a-dub-dub: Apple's Watch botch

When you look at only the negative comments, it sure does seem terrible.

Knee-jerk reaction: How to ruin a point

A decent point about Apple ruined.

Mo' problems: Apple Pay is DOA

So many problems. Most of them exaggerated, but still.

Double header: Twice the crazy

Amazon wins again! Without even shipping anything!

Declining up: Apple's slow slide to success

Someone has a weird definition of "decline".

Reading comprehension: Misunderstanding Apple surveys continues apace

Apple Pay is a huge disappointment. Because people can't use it.

A mixed bag: Choice is good, but it's not always better

Why would you want to have lousy choices just to have choice?

Book club: Beating up Apple execs over their book picks

Apple is a religion, take 908.

The anti-Beatitudes: Calling Apple a religion

It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.

Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA

It's easier to make bombastic statements before Apple ships.

Weird science: The Apple Watch may already be killing you!

There is no evidence wearables and smartphones are linked to cancer. Not that the New York Times seems to know that.

Watching the wrong fight: Microsoft Band vs. Apple Watch

Misunderstanding what Microsoft's really trying to do.