You can make anything about Apple be true just by typing it into a computer!
It's not technology journalism but an incredible simulation!
Another day, another way for Apple to fail.
iOS 7 is off to a rough, if imaginary, start.
It's the unholy trinity of Apple "analysis"!
You'd think the axe of this former Apple employee would already be sharp enough but he just keeps grinding it.
You'll never guess who has some opinions. Robert Scoble! No, really, it's true.
Adieu. Adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Except in this case.
First is best! Always!
Being a pundit is never having to apologize for your imagination.
This week we'll see how to make Apple opinions out of almost nothing at all!
In case anyone was wondering, the folks at Gizmodo still have a thing against Apple.
You'll never guess who's already lost the war.
The Macalope's not saying that you can't criticize Apple. He's just saying you should make some darn sense when you do.
How to describe how doomed Apple is? The Macalope's having a hard time thinking of new ways.