Adieu. Adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Except in this case.
First is best! Always!
Being a pundit is never having to apologize for your imagination.
This week we'll see how to make Apple opinions out of almost nothing at all!
In case anyone was wondering, the folks at Gizmodo still have a thing against Apple.
You'll never guess who's already lost the war.
The Macalope's not saying that you can't criticize Apple. He's just saying you should make some darn sense when you do.
How to describe how doomed Apple is? The Macalope's having a hard time thinking of new ways.
Apple has wronged the wrong guy -- a CEO who writes for Huffington Post!
You're focusing on all the wrong things, pundits!
For a hot selling device it's amazingly doomed.
Tech sites fail imaginary standard!
Some people just don't get it, but some people just seem to not want to get it.
A new technique reveals the shocking truth: Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs!
And now, the mystery of the iPad mini's appeal explained!