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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Alchemy

A new technique reveals the shocking truth: Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs!

The Macalope: Just another pretty face

And now, the mystery of the iPad mini's appeal explained!

The Macalope Weekly: Loss of perspective

Apple's doomed yet again (still?), but things are always coming up roses for Microsoft in the minds of pundits. Even when they're not.

The Macalope: Much ado about what, exactly?

Another survey, another set of spurious conclusions. The Macalope takes on the claim that Apple and Google are no longer beloved by Americans.

The Macalope: Feelings, nothing more than feelings

You can't sell anything based on feelings! As long as you throw out all of human history.

The Macalope Weekly: Recycling

Saturday is argument recycling day for these pundits.

The Macalope: Commercial-induced insanity

Apple's most recent ad has some deciding to ditch technology altogether. You know, like ads will do.

The Macalope: Projection

It's easy to say what's wrong with Apple when you don't have to say things that aren't just in your head.

The Macalope Weekly: Works of fiction

Technology is a great place to let your imagination run wild! Apparently.

The Macalope: Summer drama

It's the summer blockbuster all the pundits are talking about!

The Macalope: So misunderstood in his time

You dopes just don't understand Mike Elgan's beautiful mind!

The Macalope Weekly: Dubious conclusions

When the evidence presents itself, the Macalope is sure you'll find that blazzaragglemoogle.

The Macalope: It's not even done and it's all broken!

What's the point of even finishing iOS 7?!

The Macalope: Futurefail

A device that Apple isn't even shipping yet has already disappointed.

The Macalope Weekly: A hot mess

There are two different kinds of hot messes. Let's review.