Marketing comments gone wild!
Oh, you Mac users and your wacky beliefs!
Apple myths and misperceptions are hot right now!
The Apple double standard in action!
We know nothing about an Apple iWatch, except that it's a failure.
We all have them, the Macalope supposes. Some are just more annoying.
Future Apple products reviewed now! So pundits don't waste any time trashing them.
Dan Lyons sees what he wants to see.
The conventional wisdom has spoken! Apple is on the slide and the only question is "How low can it go?"
The 'Apple is a religion' argument says more about the writer than about Apple.
It's often as ripe as the low-hanging fruit.
So why does Forbes keep trotting them out?
Cramming features into a phone is kind of like innovating, right?
Hmm, how can construct this survey to see if people hate Apple but also like cake?
These are bad pieces of punditry, but the Macalope spared you some that were even worse!