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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Futurefail

A device that Apple isn't even shipping yet has already disappointed.

The Macalope Weekly: A hot mess

There are two different kinds of hot messes. Let's review.

The Macalope: The reviews are in!

And guess what's apparently not so good.

The Macalope Weekly: It's the little things

That's what people like to complain about when it comes to Apple. Because that's usually all they have.

The Macalope: So much wrong

How wrong can one pundit be? Turns out really wrong.

The Macalope: Nailed it

There's certainly no denying that pundits were spot on in the lead-up to Monday's WWDC Keynote. [eye roll]

The Macalope Weekly: Incomplete data

What to do when you don't have all the data? Well, not what these people do.

The Macalope: Clearly wrong

Someone is in this analysis.

The Macalope Weekly: Escalation strategies

How do you keep turning the crazy up?

The Macalope: Reality-challenged

Hang on, because this one's a ride that don't make no sense!

The Macalope: The fast with the facts and the furious

A Business Insider writer wants you to be furious! And you probably will be after reading his article.

The Macalope Weekly: Business time

Business publications prevaricating about Apple? Get out.

The Macalope: Bigger is better just because

Bigger phones are just better! Even if they don't sell as many of them as Apple sells!