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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Those who do not study history: Apple devices are usually different

We know the Apple Watch will stink because all current smartwatches stink. QED.

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Supremely wrong: Getting the iPhone wrong at its birth

Looking back at some of the worst reaction to the iPhone's announcement eight years ago.

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Dead already: Future Apple products never stand a chance

Why does Apple even bother making new products when they all come pre-failed?

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Things we know for sure: The thoughts of Steve Jobs are not in this set

Few people know what Steve Jobs might have thought about things. They certainly aren't your average pundits.

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Regrets, I've had a few: A case of opinion overload

Be careful what you write. Or not, you know, whatever.

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Baiters gotta bait: Headline exaggeration causes fracas

What happens when you put words in people's mouths? They get mad.

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Peeling an onion: Phony iPhone 6 doom starts a chain reaction

So many layers and it'll make you want to cry... with laughter.

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Another one, just like the other one: Apple stock advice on repeat

Oh, Apple didn't go down? Well, you should still short them. Maybe even more!

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The problem factory: Where Apple problems get manufactured

By the sheer power of thought, problems for Apple get created!

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Indefatigable: How do you solve a problem like Gene Munster?

The Apple world's own Fox Mulder is back at it.

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White elephant: There's a reason they give this advice away

Apple should buy something big. Because what it's doing now apparently isn't working. Or something.

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Revisionist history: Apple chastised for not sticking it to customers

Apple should have done that thing we screamed about them doing even thought they didn't do it!

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Ad hominem: Apple's advertising is always going to get attacked

There's really no way to win this game.

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A belief system: Hoping beyond hope for Apple to fail

Some people just want to see the Apple world burn.