So many problems. Most of them exaggerated, but still.
Amazon wins again! Without even shipping anything!
Someone has a weird definition of "decline".
Apple Pay is a huge disappointment. Because people can't use it.
Why would you want to have lousy choices just to have choice?
Apple is a religion, take 908.
It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.
It's easier to make bombastic statements before Apple ships.
There is no evidence wearables and smartphones are linked to cancer. Not that the New York Times seems to know that.
Misunderstanding what Microsoft's really trying to do.
More ways the Apple Watch will ruin everything.
The Apple Watch is a witch! Burn it!
Let's ask IT guys about a consumer product. That should go well.
Apple did not fix problems inherent to the credit card business so it must pay.
Write up all those Apple Watch complaints and press publish because they might be stale by Monday.