The MacalopeMacworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Macalope

Coming up lame

Slim pickings this week but we can always rely on some old standards.

Macalope

Bizarro Insider

And now, analysis from Bizarro World!

Macalope

No idea what they're talking about

But that doesn't stop these pundits!

Macalope

Obsolete arguments

Does Apple employ planned obsolescence? Isn't this argument itself obsolete by now?

Macalope

Not-so-smartphone

Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.

Macalope

Things might get ontological

Words have meanings. Not that these people know that.

Macalope

No way to win

Apple might be announcing a larger iPhone this fall which naturally means trouble for ... Apple.

Macalope

On repeat

Stick to your guns! No matter what evidence to the contrary there is.

Macalope

A steady decline

Once again we gather together to document Apple's steady decline into irrelevance.

Macalope

Rumors of doom

Unannounced product delayed! How does that work?

Macalope

Under pressure

Apple better deliver or ... or ... uh ...

Macalope

Missed opportunities

Can't we do better than this?

Macalope

The spin cycle

Samsung has a bad quarter. Cue the spin!

Macalope

The lame name game

It really is the very lamest of name games. Including that song.

Macalope

Loving to say 'I told you so'

Let's face it, it's fun. And there are so many opportunities.