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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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The comeback kid: Always bet on Black... Berry

Note: Do not actually bet on BlackBerry.

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Assumption junction: Calling Apple a religion has no function

Apple is definitely making a car and it will definitely fail. Sure.

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Express yourself: But why does it always have to be about Apple?

Because everything is Apple's fault is why.

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A broken record: Marketshare predictions continue to be dumb

The Macalope doesn't know why these firms keep doing this. He really doesn't.

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Leading indicators: Ads must mean a product is tanking

Anything advertised is a sales failure. It's obvious.

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Of babies and bath water: Apple Car DOA

Imaginary Apple product failures don't tar all imaginary Apple products.

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Not guilty: Xiaomi's not a very good Apple killer

If there's no body, this can't even go to trial.

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Stainless steal: The Apple Watch is not 'easy to steal'

Easy to repurpose does not mean easy to steal.

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Gross: A gimmicky 'Dear John' letter for a gadget isn't cute

Buying a device is just like being in a relationship! If you're a weirdo.

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The impossible dream: Reviewing products that don't exist

Pundits love to pre-fail rumored Apple devices.

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Haptic hazard: Analyzing unannounced products

Why do pundits fall into the trap of pillorying things we know nothing about?

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Not getting it: Watch editorial requirements

You may already have all it takes to opine on the Apple Watch!

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Meaningless: Words have officially lost all meaning

Things that a pretty successful are flops. It's a thing you can literally say.

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Stupid games: Fun with estimates

Fun in the way those little kid games with pre-determined outcomes are fun. Which is to say not fun at all.