Things that a pretty successful are flops. It's a thing you can literally say.
Fun in the way those little kid games with pre-determined outcomes are fun. Which is to say not fun at all.
Not that that will stop people from trying to equate them.
Apple Watch doom predictions are predictably lame.
Guess which device. Go ahead. Guess.
Apple has not admitted to things!
The Macalope regrets that it's come to this.
Smartphones are just like smartwatches, right?
It's like a tic with some pundits.
When you look at only the negative comments, it sure does seem terrible.
A decent point about Apple ruined.
So many problems. Most of them exaggerated, but still.
Amazon wins again! Without even shipping anything!
Someone has a weird definition of "decline".
Apple Pay is a huge disappointment. Because people can't use it.