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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Ill-informed opinion

Don't let not knowing something about the iPhone keep you from opining about it, pundits! You need to live up to your job, after all.

The Macalope: Thanks for the "advice"

Isn't it great how helpful pundits are?! Eh, not really.

The Macalope: A no-brainer

It's so simple, Apple! Make new products that are astounding! Go on!

The Macalope Weekly: Like clockwork

The reviews of Apple's iPhone event are in, and the consensus is "laaaaaaame." Quelle surprise.

The Macalope: Not-so-great expectations

Expectations were, as usual, all out of whack leading up to Tuesday's iPhone event.

The Macalope: Fiat dumb

You can make anything about Apple be true just by typing it into a computer!

The Macalope Weekly: Technology journalalism

It's not technology journalism but an incredible simulation!

The Macalope: Impending iPad disaster!

Another day, another way for Apple to fail.

The Macalope: iOS 7 can't catch a break

iOS 7 is off to a rough, if imaginary, start.

The Macalope Weekly: The Axis of Dumb

It's the unholy trinity of Apple "analysis"!

The Macalope: Still mad about something

You'd think the axe of this former Apple employee would already be sharp enough but he just keeps grinding it.

The Macalope: Where's Norman Bates when you need him?

You'll never guess who has some opinions. Robert Scoble! No, really, it's true.

The Macalope Weekly: Farewell

Adieu. Adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Except in this case.

The Macalope: First!

First is best! Always!

The Macalope: A vivid imagination

Being a pundit is never having to apologize for your imagination.