From the go-to guy for Apple failure.
Surveys on the popularity of Apple products are often not worth the pixels they appear on.
Turns out you can write a negative opinion about the Apple Watch without being ridiculously over the top. Who knew?
If someone else wants one, that's not a reflection on you.
Read the fine print on smartphone surveys before you start to panic.
There's a basic problem with statistics going on here.
Who knew the Apple Watch couldn't do what it's not supposed to do?
There are easier ways to focus.
Your personal picks to replace Tim Cook don't matter.
The column that will have you yelling "COUP DE FOUDRE!" even though you don't know what it means.
New Apple streaming music service? Must be time to complain about streaming music services.
Dvorak, Enderle and Lyons. Oh, why?
Note: Do not actually bet on BlackBerry.
Apple is definitely making a car and it will definitely fail. Sure.
Because everything is Apple's fault is why.