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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Business time

Business publications prevaricating about Apple? Get out.

The Macalope: Bigger is better just because

Bigger phones are just better! Even if they don't sell as many of them as Apple sells!

The Macalope: Loose talk

Facts are heedlessly trampled in the rush to declare Apple doomed.

The Macalope Weekly: Missed connections

These pundits aren't really getting it and would like to hook up with readers who also don't get it.

The Macalope: He's an ideas guy

Not a good one, but an ideas guy.

The Macalope Weekly: It's magic!

Pundits can make anything about Apple!

The Macalope: Following up

Apple's stock is up. Surely all those people making a big deal about it being down are now updating their HA HA HA.

The Macalope: Applefail is a one-way street

It's easy to look at Apple's faults when all you look at is Apple's faults!

The Macalope Weekly: Major league analysis

These guys should know better.

The Macalope: Failure to outrage

BlackBerry's CEO made some goofy comments. But what else was he gonna do?

The Macalope: The K-word

Killer features rarely actually kill anything.

The Macalope Weekly: Off with his head!

Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!

The Macalope: Contribution not required

Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.

The Macalope: The fine art of trolling

The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.