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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Where's Norman Bates when you need him?

You'll never guess who has some opinions. Robert Scoble! No, really, it's true.

The Macalope Weekly: Farewell

Adieu. Adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Except in this case.

The Macalope: First!

First is best! Always!

The Macalope: A vivid imagination

Being a pundit is never having to apologize for your imagination.

The Macalope Weekly: Much ado about nothing

This week we'll see how to make Apple opinions out of almost nothing at all!

The Macalope: Status quo at Gizmodo

In case anyone was wondering, the folks at Gizmodo still have a thing against Apple.

The Macalope: Of battles and wars

You'll never guess who's already lost the war.

The Macalope Weekly: Spurious arguments

The Macalope's not saying that you can't criticize Apple. He's just saying you should make some darn sense when you do.

The Macalope: Apple doomapalooza

How to describe how doomed Apple is? The Macalope's having a hard time thinking of new ways.

The Macalope: Cry, the overprivileged CEO

Apple has wronged the wrong guy -- a CEO who writes for Huffington Post!

The Macalope Weekly: Misplaced attention

You're focusing on all the wrong things, pundits!

The Macalope: iPad mini doomed yet again

For a hot selling device it's amazingly doomed.

The Macalope: Unrighteous indignation

Tech sites fail imaginary standard!

The Macalope Weekly: Willfully obtuse

Some people just don't get it, but some people just seem to not want to get it.

The Macalope: Alchemy

A new technique reveals the shocking truth: Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs!