You dopes just don't understand Mike Elgan's beautiful mind!
When the evidence presents itself, the Macalope is sure you'll find that blazzaragglemoogle.
What's the point of even finishing iOS 7?!
A device that Apple isn't even shipping yet has already disappointed.
There are two different kinds of hot messes. Let's review.
And guess what's apparently not so good.
It's all over for Apple! Again.
That's what people like to complain about when it comes to Apple. Because that's usually all they have.
How wrong can one pundit be? Turns out really wrong.
There's certainly no denying that pundits were spot on in the lead-up to Monday's WWDC Keynote. [eye roll]
What to do when you don't have all the data? Well, not what these people do.
Someone is in this analysis.
Isn't it obvious?
How do you keep turning the crazy up?
Hang on, because this one's a ride that don't make no sense!