Business publications prevaricating about Apple? Get out.
Bigger phones are just better! Even if they don't sell as many of them as Apple sells!
Facts are heedlessly trampled in the rush to declare Apple doomed.
These pundits aren't really getting it and would like to hook up with readers who also don't get it.
Not a good one, but an ideas guy.
That is to say, none.
Pundits can make anything about Apple!
Apple's stock is up. Surely all those people making a big deal about it being down are now updating their HA HA HA.
It's easy to look at Apple's faults when all you look at is Apple's faults!
These guys should know better.
BlackBerry's CEO made some goofy comments. But what else was he gonna do?
Killer features rarely actually kill anything.
Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!
Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.
The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.