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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Double header: Twice the Apple doom

The iPhone won't save Apple and neither will the Watch. The only question is, save it from what?

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The catechism’s out of the bag: Apple is a religion

Now with expert confirmation!

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Never not wrong: Saying Apple should ditch its chips

iPhones are great and people love them so Apple clearly needs some advice on how to make iPhones.

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Bubble thinking: When Apple doesn’t fit your world view

Apple doesn't pass certain litmus tests but that doesn't mean it doesn't have advantages.

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When you assume: The problem with saying Apple can’t do something

Making cars is basically impossible.

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Uninformative: Half the analysis, all the rage

Apple options are never good when you throw out the instances in which they are good.

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We built this city: Was it on ads or content?

Apple allows ad blockers and destroys the web. Or was it already destroyed?

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A heaping self-serving: Playing Apple stock games

AAPL's going down, says a guy who will make money if AAPL goes down.

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Hail Hydra: Why Apple shouldn’t make multi-use devices

Apple's modus operandi is making devices suited to particular uses.

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Absurd infinitum: Deliberately misunderstanding Steve Jobs

Jobs was decrying mobile devices that required a stylus for daily use. Nothing more.

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Eternal flame: Hanging on to the idea that Apple needs to lower prices

The eternal argument finds a new product to latch onto.

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The Odd Couple: iPhone owners unlikely to rush to Android Wear

The criteria that draw you to an iPhone probably rule out Android Wear.

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Saving Private Apple: A solution in search of a problem

New iPhones could save Apple! The only question is from what?

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Walk on the mild side: Android Wear comes to iOS

Usually things cost less for a reason.

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Primal scream therapy: When you're so mad at Apple

Better write something about it.