That is to say, none.
Pundits can make anything about Apple!
Apple's stock is up. Surely all those people making a big deal about it being down are now updating their HA HA HA.
It's easy to look at Apple's faults when all you look at is Apple's faults!
These guys should know better.
BlackBerry's CEO made some goofy comments. But what else was he gonna do?
Killer features rarely actually kill anything.
Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!
Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.
The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.
Particularly the way these guys do it.
Rob Enderle is here to school Apple on what's cool. No, you read that right.
Apple could certainly learn a lesson or two from those companies that aren't as successful.
Oh, pundits! Will you never learn? (Spoiler alert: No, they will never learn.)
A Macalope mistake? Say it isn't so!