Three tech personalities, three disorders of some kind -- all diagnosed by our Macalope.
The Surface cometh and along with it a mess of ridiculous analysis.
Apple sure does cause some strange reactions.
Three executives with three very different stories.
Some people cannot be shamed. Apparently.
A friend stages an intervention of sorts and the Macalope makes nice with a silly pundit. But not before handing out a much-deserved goring.
Some people, it would seem, are unable to accurately determine cause and effect.
The Macalope is unimpressed by Ultrabooks, Apple-bashing online publications, and the mythical iPad mini.
It's unbelievable what some people will believe.
Apple posts another amazing quarter. So it's clearly doomed.
Is it time to break out the b-word on Microsoft? Why not?!
If you can think of another explanation for these pundits and analysts, the Macalope is all horns and ears.
The Winotaur's in denial about Windows Phone, Google's in denial about Project Glass and, yes, even some Mac users are in denial.
Has it only been a year since the last Fools of the Year edition? These people make it seem longer.
The more outlandisher the better according to these three pundits!