Apple has not admitted to things!
The Macalope regrets that it's come to this.
Smartphones are just like smartwatches, right?
It's like a tic with some pundits.
When you look at only the negative comments, it sure does seem terrible.
A decent point about Apple ruined.
So many problems. Most of them exaggerated, but still.
Amazon wins again! Without even shipping anything!
Someone has a weird definition of "decline".
Apple Pay is a huge disappointment. Because people can't use it.
Why would you want to have lousy choices just to have choice?
Apple is a religion, take 908.
It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.
It's easier to make bombastic statements before Apple ships.
There is no evidence wearables and smartphones are linked to cancer. Not that the New York Times seems to know that.