If there's no body, this can't even go to trial.
Easy to repurpose does not mean easy to steal.
Words to live by.
Buying a device is just like being in a relationship! If you're a weirdo.
Pundits love to pre-fail rumored Apple devices.
Why do pundits fall into the trap of pillorying things we know nothing about?
You may already have all it takes to opine on the Apple Watch!
Things that a pretty successful are flops. It's a thing you can literally say.
Fun in the way those little kid games with pre-determined outcomes are fun. Which is to say not fun at all.
Not that that will stop people from trying to equate them.
Apple Watch doom predictions are predictably lame.
Guess which device. Go ahead. Guess.
Apple has not admitted to things!
The Macalope regrets that it's come to this.
Smartphones are just like smartwatches, right?