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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Insecurity complex

Oh, you Mac users and your wacky beliefs!

The Macalope Weekly: Mythperceptions

Apple myths and misperceptions are hot right now!

The Macalope: Make it a double standard

The Apple double standard in action!

The Macalope: The iWatch failure tour

We know nothing about an Apple iWatch, except that it's a failure.

The Macalope Weekly: Blind spots

We all have them, the Macalope supposes. Some are just more annoying.

The Macalope: Pre-panned for your convenience

Future Apple products reviewed now! So pundits don't waste any time trashing them.

The Macalope: Willfully myopic

Dan Lyons sees what he wants to see.

The Macalope Weekly: A fundamental disconnect

The conventional wisdom has spoken! Apple is on the slide and the only question is "How low can it go?"

The Macalope: Catechism failure

The 'Apple is a religion' argument says more about the writer than about Apple.

The Macalope: High-hanging fruit

It's often as ripe as the low-hanging fruit.

The Macalope Weekly: People hate clowns

So why does Forbes keep trotting them out?

The Macalope: Innovativish

Cramming features into a phone is kind of like innovating, right?

The Macalope: Lies, damned lies, and non-sequiturs

Hmm, how can construct this survey to see if people hate Apple but also like cake?

The Macalope Weekly: It could've been worse

These are bad pieces of punditry, but the Macalope spared you some that were even worse!

The Macalope: They never learn

Product Apple may not even be making is already doomed!