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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Win-ning: Windows wins big in the Windows tablet market

When you look at every kind of Windows device and only one kind of Apple device, Microsoft becomes the clear winner.

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Survey spin: Apple Pay not so bad off

Not everyone using it doesn't make it a failure.

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Short-term memory: Annual iPhone order slippage news

Apple has reportedly cut iPhone orders and all is lost.

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The refrain: Stop repeating yourself

Repeating dire claims about the iPad Pro does not make them true.

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A massive disconnect: Hang on to those smartphones

It's OK to use your smartphone this holiday season.

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iPad Pro no: Apple’s latest is already proclaimed a failure

It's been out for two weeks and it hasn't changed everything!

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Dead again: Another Apple Watch killer

So many Apple Watch killers, so little Apple Watch death.

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Out of touch: The iPad Pro’s premature failure

Apple's philosophy is different than Microsoft's and that's OK.

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Traffic court: Trying too hard for attention

Sometimes things aren't worth deconstructing.

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Cooked goose: Spotting Apple’s problem

Tim Cook's failings are easy to see if you put on these special glasses. A tin foil hat doesn't hurt, either.

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Mystery meat: Security survey results lack details

A new survey shows startling results! Supported by too little detail!

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The iPad Obtuse: Misunderstanding the message

The iPad Pro is here and Tim Cook's comments on it are causing a stir.

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Oh, oh, oh, it’s magic: Conjuring up Apple doom

These are some magical arguments against Apple's continued success.

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Underground fruit: Making Apple news with a minimum of ingredients

If it's an Apple problem, it's news.

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Retroactive disaster: Not even math can save the Apple Watch

Some people think no matter how many Watches Apple's sold, no one wants them.