How to describe how doomed Apple is? The Macalope's having a hard time thinking of new ways.
Apple has wronged the wrong guy -- a CEO who writes for Huffington Post!
You're focusing on all the wrong things, pundits!
For a hot selling device it's amazingly doomed.
Tech sites fail imaginary standard!
Some people just don't get it, but some people just seem to not want to get it.
A new technique reveals the shocking truth: Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs!
And now, the mystery of the iPad mini's appeal explained!
Apple's doomed yet again (still?), but things are always coming up roses for Microsoft in the minds of pundits. Even when they're not.
Another survey, another set of spurious conclusions. The Macalope takes on the claim that Apple and Google are no longer beloved by Americans.
You can't sell anything based on feelings! As long as you throw out all of human history.
Saturday is argument recycling day for these pundits.
Apple's most recent ad has some deciding to ditch technology altogether. You know, like ads will do.
It's easy to say what's wrong with Apple when you don't have to say things that aren't just in your head.
Technology is a great place to let your imagination run wild! Apparently.