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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Crackpot theories

Pundits say the craziest things. No, really, someone should call a doctor.

The Macalope: Moon-eyed

Keep moving those goal posts, pundits!

The Macalope: It's dumb work if you can get it

Pundits can even make an Android vulnerability all about Apple.

The Macalope Special Edition: Fools of the Year

It's time for the annual spankings!

The Macalope Weekly: Low expectations

There's nowhere to go but down, or possibly sideways, according to these pundits.

The Macalope: Canceled flights of fancy

When using fictitious prices and unfair comparisons, Samsung products sure beat the pants off Apple products!

The Macalope: The superior phone

There's better and then there's better. See the difference?

The Macalope Weekly: That's one opinion

Are all opinions created equal? Probably not these.

The Macalope: Executive statements

Marketing comments gone wild!

The Macalope: Insecurity complex

Oh, you Mac users and your wacky beliefs!

The Macalope Weekly: Mythperceptions

Apple myths and misperceptions are hot right now!

The Macalope: Make it a double standard

The Apple double standard in action!

The Macalope: The iWatch failure tour

We know nothing about an Apple iWatch, except that it's a failure.

The Macalope Weekly: Blind spots

We all have them, the Macalope supposes. Some are just more annoying.

The Macalope: Pre-panned for your convenience

Future Apple products reviewed now! So pundits don't waste any time trashing them.