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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Survey shenanigans

Another negative survey for Apple from an outfit that we've never heard of before. Ah, the classics never go out of style.

The Macalope Weekly: Just asking

Hey, it never hurts to ask, right?

The Macalope Daily: Not cool, bro

How many times can the Macalope say "bro" in one column?

The Macalope Daily: Softball

The Macalope is tired after Macworld Expo so he's taking an easy one.

The Macalope Weekly: So much better than Apple

Apple crushed again! Read all about it!

The Macalope Daily: Trying too hard

Dan Lyons would really like us to notice him. Really.

The Macalope Daily: Backlash

The conventional wisdom about Apple is there's a decided lack of innovation. One wonders what that says about its competitors.

The Macalope Weekly: Unreasonable expectations

Apple disappointed Wall Street? Again?!

The Macalope Daily: Look at me!

When pundits try too hard and fall on their faces.

The Macalope Daily: All backwards

Apple's on top of the heap. Time to blow it all up!

The Macalope Weekly: Running the gamut

The Macalope actually praises some of his prior victims this week! But not all of them, of course.

The Macalope Daily: Swallowed whole

Never question the rumors!

The Macalope Daily: A bad ride

Take a magical ride on the Apple "rumor economy."

The Macalope Weekly: Jaded

The Macalope could write a book about these tired pundit tricks. Heyyy ...

The Macalope Daily: Triumph

Ultrabooks rule the world! Sort of. OK, not at all.