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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Summer drama

It's the summer blockbuster all the pundits are talking about!

The Macalope: So misunderstood in his time

You dopes just don't understand Mike Elgan's beautiful mind!

The Macalope Weekly: Dubious conclusions

When the evidence presents itself, the Macalope is sure you'll find that blazzaragglemoogle.

The Macalope: It's not even done and it's all broken!

What's the point of even finishing iOS 7?!

The Macalope: Futurefail

A device that Apple isn't even shipping yet has already disappointed.

The Macalope Weekly: A hot mess

There are two different kinds of hot messes. Let's review.

The Macalope: The reviews are in!

And guess what's apparently not so good.

The Macalope: The beginning of the end ... again

It's all over for Apple! Again.

The Macalope Weekly: It's the little things

That's what people like to complain about when it comes to Apple. Because that's usually all they have.

The Macalope: So much wrong

How wrong can one pundit be? Turns out really wrong.

The Macalope: Nailed it

There's certainly no denying that pundits were spot on in the lead-up to Monday's WWDC Keynote. [eye roll]

The Macalope Weekly: Incomplete data

What to do when you don't have all the data? Well, not what these people do.

The Macalope: Clearly wrong

Someone is in this analysis.

The Macalope Weekly: Escalation strategies

How do you keep turning the crazy up?