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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Reality-challenged

Hang on, because this one's a ride that don't make no sense!

The Macalope: The fast with the facts and the furious

A Business Insider writer wants you to be furious! And you probably will be after reading his article.

The Macalope Weekly: Business time

Business publications prevaricating about Apple? Get out.

The Macalope: Bigger is better just because

Bigger phones are just better! Even if they don't sell as many of them as Apple sells!

The Macalope: Loose talk

Facts are heedlessly trampled in the rush to declare Apple doomed.

The Macalope Weekly: Missed connections

These pundits aren't really getting it and would like to hook up with readers who also don't get it.

The Macalope: He's an ideas guy

Not a good one, but an ideas guy.

The Macalope: Still makes as much sense

That is to say, none.

The Macalope Weekly: It's magic!

Pundits can make anything about Apple!

The Macalope: Following up

Apple's stock is up. Surely all those people making a big deal about it being down are now updating their HA HA HA.

The Macalope: Applefail is a one-way street

It's easy to look at Apple's faults when all you look at is Apple's faults!

The Macalope Weekly: Major league analysis

These guys should know better.

The Macalope: Failure to outrage

BlackBerry's CEO made some goofy comments. But what else was he gonna do?

The Macalope: The K-word

Killer features rarely actually kill anything.

The Macalope Weekly: Off with his head!

Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!