Apple is definitely making a car and it will definitely fail. Sure.
Because everything is Apple's fault is why.
The Macalope doesn't know why these firms keep doing this. He really doesn't.
Anything advertised is a sales failure. It's obvious.
Imaginary Apple product failures don't tar all imaginary Apple products.
If there's no body, this can't even go to trial.
Easy to repurpose does not mean easy to steal.
Words to live by.
Buying a device is just like being in a relationship! If you're a weirdo.
Pundits love to pre-fail rumored Apple devices.
Why do pundits fall into the trap of pillorying things we know nothing about?
You may already have all it takes to opine on the Apple Watch!
Things that a pretty successful are flops. It's a thing you can literally say.
Fun in the way those little kid games with pre-determined outcomes are fun. Which is to say not fun at all.
Not that that will stop people from trying to equate them.