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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Last of a genre

Could this be the last "Apple must make a new phone!" piece we'll ever read?

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Taking things too far

Why write rational criticism when you can go nuts?

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Zero percent science by volume

Just making things up is the new science.

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Throwing numbers around

Let's talk about how many pretend devices Apple might sell.

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Look what I can do!

Silly pundits performing silly tricks for your entertainment.

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Maximum hyperbole

How do you make an iPhone story out of nothing? Pump up the hyperbole!

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Yawn

Is everyone already bored by the iPhone 6?

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No leg to stand on

Dubious claims! They're what make the world of Apple punditry go 'round.

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How low can you go?

Apple should totally get in on that race to the bottom.

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Same old refrain

Have you guys heard about this market share thing? It's apparently the most important thing ever.

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It is to laugh

Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.

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Blame Apple

It's easy and consequence-free!

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This just in from 2012

The latest analysis from 2012 is in!

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Market share sandwich

Hard to believe, but some are still beating the market share drum.

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Coming up lame

Slim pickings this week but we can always rely on some old standards.