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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope: Catechism failure

The 'Apple is a religion' argument says more about the writer than about Apple.

The Macalope: High-hanging fruit

It's often as ripe as the low-hanging fruit.

The Macalope Weekly: People hate clowns

So why does Forbes keep trotting them out?

The Macalope: Innovativish

Cramming features into a phone is kind of like innovating, right?

The Macalope: Lies, damned lies, and non-sequiturs

Hmm, how can construct this survey to see if people hate Apple but also like cake?

The Macalope Weekly: It could've been worse

These are bad pieces of punditry, but the Macalope spared you some that were even worse!

The Macalope: They never learn

Product Apple may not even be making is already doomed!

The Macalope: Survey shenanigans

Another negative survey for Apple from an outfit that we've never heard of before. Ah, the classics never go out of style.

The Macalope Weekly: Just asking

Hey, it never hurts to ask, right?

The Macalope Daily: Not cool, bro

How many times can the Macalope say "bro" in one column?

The Macalope Daily: Softball

The Macalope is tired after Macworld Expo so he's taking an easy one.

The Macalope Weekly: So much better than Apple

Apple crushed again! Read all about it!

The Macalope Daily: Trying too hard

Dan Lyons would really like us to notice him. Really.

The Macalope Daily: Backlash

The conventional wisdom about Apple is there's a decided lack of innovation. One wonders what that says about its competitors.

The Macalope Weekly: Unreasonable expectations

Apple disappointed Wall Street? Again?!