The 'Apple is a religion' argument says more about the writer than about Apple.
It's often as ripe as the low-hanging fruit.
So why does Forbes keep trotting them out?
Cramming features into a phone is kind of like innovating, right?
Hmm, how can construct this survey to see if people hate Apple but also like cake?
These are bad pieces of punditry, but the Macalope spared you some that were even worse!
Product Apple may not even be making is already doomed!
Another negative survey for Apple from an outfit that we've never heard of before. Ah, the classics never go out of style.
Hey, it never hurts to ask, right?
How many times can the Macalope say "bro" in one column?
The Macalope is tired after Macworld Expo so he's taking an easy one.
Apple crushed again! Read all about it!
Dan Lyons would really like us to notice him. Really.
The conventional wisdom about Apple is there's a decided lack of innovation. One wonders what that says about its competitors.
Apple disappointed Wall Street? Again?!