Who would you turn to for analysis on how Amazon's Fire Phone affects Apple? Just guess.
Pundits, that is.
Apple products are destroying our kids! Just like rock-n-roll did!
Apple can't win a rigged coin toss.
Why even hold a developer conference if you're not announcing consumer products?
Apple forgot to build things for free for Windows users?!
Let's measure Apple subjectively! Come on, it'll be fun and uninformative!
Time to put on your tinfoil hats and get crazy, people.
The Beats deal is a disaster!
Pundits don't get the WWDC keynote announcements! Surprise!
See how easily they wash away in the waves?
Google trumps Apple ... yet again!
Apple mojo falling!
Pundits are looking for answers in all the wrong places.
How can we be glad you're gone, Dan Lyons, if you won't go away?