You will not believe what you are reading.
Let's kick the New Year off wrong by checking in with some of the worst of the worst.
They're so cute when they swallow a company's vaporware whole.
If you thought 2013 would be the year that tech journalism improved, the Macalope has some bad news for you.
Anecdotes rule the world!
Stories that are definitely not filling.
Remember perspective? These guys don't.
How low can Apple's stock go? According to this guy, quite low.
Apple's stock's down. What's up?
Pundits spin the Macalope right 'round, baby, right 'round.
Could this be the dumbest thing written all year?
The New York Times falls into an all-to-common trap.
The Surface, an Apple television and ... whatever this last thing is.
The Daily shut down so that must mean the iPad is doomed as a publishing platform, right? Couldn't mean anything else.
A lot of energy was expended busting into an alternate dimension for this piece.