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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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The Apple Watch watch: More predictions of doom

Still going to be a flop, if you want to know.

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Finally: How good news for Apple is bad news for Apple

The analysis of Apple's quarterly results you were waiting for.

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Apple's missing out on X: Where X is whatever isn't shipping yet

Apple isn't shipping this year's not-ready-to-ship technology!

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The doom train: Nothing can stop Apple doom

All aboard! No record results can keep the Apple doom train from making its scheduled stops!

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The blame game: Everything is Apple's fault

Do you even have to ask?

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Goal posts of the imagination: Innovation means shipping

Microsoft makes some cool demos. Call the Macalope when they ship.

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The bogeyphone: A threat to Apple that isn't

Another wacky idea, another imaginary threat to Apple.

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Never say never again: Putting words in Steve Jobs' mouth continues apace

Jobs' thoughts brought to you by the people who understood him least.

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Those who do not study history: Apple devices are usually different

We know the Apple Watch will stink because all current smartwatches stink. QED.

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Supremely wrong: Getting the iPhone wrong at its birth

Looking back at some of the worst reaction to the iPhone's announcement eight years ago.

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Dead already: Future Apple products never stand a chance

Why does Apple even bother making new products when they all come pre-failed?

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Things we know for sure: The thoughts of Steve Jobs are not in this set

Few people know what Steve Jobs might have thought about things. They certainly aren't your average pundits.

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Regrets, I've had a few: A case of opinion overload

Be careful what you write. Or not, you know, whatever.

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Baiters gotta bait: Headline exaggeration causes fracas

What happens when you put words in people's mouths? They get mad.

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Peeling an onion: Phony iPhone 6 doom starts a chain reaction

So many layers and it'll make you want to cry... with laughter.