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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Our go-to guy

Who would you turn to for analysis on how Amazon's Fire Phone affects Apple? Just guess.

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Paling in comparison

Pundits, that is.

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Won't somebody think of the children?

Apple products are destroying our kids! Just like rock-n-roll did!

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The two-headed coin

Apple can't win a rigged coin toss.

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More like World Wide Fail Conference

Why even hold a developer conference if you're not announcing consumer products?

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Feature, not a bug

Apple forgot to build things for free for Windows users?!

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Mojo-jumbo

Let's measure Apple subjectively! Come on, it'll be fun and uninformative!

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Fringe theories

Time to put on your tinfoil hats and get crazy, people.

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Beating a dead horse

The Beats deal is a disaster!

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I don't get it!

Pundits don't get the WWDC keynote announcements! Surprise!

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Logical sandcastles

See how easily they wash away in the waves?

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You lose

Google trumps Apple ... yet again!

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VC mojo rising

Apple mojo falling!

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Missed connections

Pundits are looking for answers in all the wrong places.

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The return of the naive

How can we be glad you're gone, Dan Lyons, if you won't go away?