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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Off with his head!

Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!

The Macalope: Contribution not required

Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.

The Macalope: The fine art of trolling

The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.

The Macalope Weekly: Talk is cheap

Particularly the way these guys do it.

The Macalope Daily: The cool police

Rob Enderle is here to school Apple on what's cool. No, you read that right.

The Macalope: Myopia is a one-way street

Apple could certainly learn a lesson or two from those companies that aren't as successful.

The Macalope Weekly: Repeating history

Oh, pundits! Will you never learn? (Spoiler alert: No, they will never learn.)

The Macalope: The buck stops here

A Macalope mistake? Say it isn't so!

The Macalope: A massive misunderstanding

Even where Apple's winning it's losing, if you look through pundit eyes!

The Macalope Weekly: Crackpot theories

Pundits say the craziest things. No, really, someone should call a doctor.

The Macalope: Moon-eyed

Keep moving those goal posts, pundits!

The Macalope: It's dumb work if you can get it

Pundits can even make an Android vulnerability all about Apple.

The Macalope Special Edition: Fools of the Year

It's time for the annual spankings!

The Macalope Weekly: Low expectations

There's nowhere to go but down, or possibly sideways, according to these pundits.

The Macalope: Canceled flights of fancy

When using fictitious prices and unfair comparisons, Samsung products sure beat the pants off Apple products!