Look out, Apple!
Look out, world! BlackBerry's making a comeback!
Any time Apple makes a mistake you know it's time to bring out the kitchen sink.
Apple is destroyed once again! Man, every time!
Anyone else notice that we keep arguing about the same things?
Yes, it's possible Apple is doomed. It just isn't likely.
Why wouldn't Apple sell cheap devices in a grab for market share? It's unfathomable!
Apple's biggest threat ever! Other than all the other ones.
The Macalope like theories as much as the mythical creature, maybe more, but come on: It's reality that really matters.
Woz speaks! Again. And again. And again.
Apple must make a larger iPhone! A larger iPhone will break iOS! What?
Apple caught admitting things it's not actually admitting! Truly scandalous.
What does Apple's nostalgia tell us? Starts with "d" and rhymes with "boom."
Apple needs to ship new products! Otherwise, what will everyone copy?
The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.