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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Daily: All backwards

Apple's on top of the heap. Time to blow it all up!

The Macalope Weekly: Running the gamut

The Macalope actually praises some of his prior victims this week! But not all of them, of course.

The Macalope Daily: Swallowed whole

Never question the rumors!

The Macalope Daily: A bad ride

Take a magical ride on the Apple "rumor economy."

The Macalope Weekly: Jaded

The Macalope could write a book about these tired pundit tricks. Heyyy ...

The Macalope Daily: Triumph

Ultrabooks rule the world! Sort of. OK, not at all.

The Macalope Daily: Peak crazy

You will not believe what you are reading.

The Macalope Weekly: Checking in

Let's kick the New Year off wrong by checking in with some of the worst of the worst.

The Macalope Daily: Adorable

They're so cute when they swallow a company's vaporware whole.

The Macalope Daily: Same time next year

If you thought 2013 would be the year that tech journalism improved, the Macalope has some bad news for you.

The Macalope Weekly: Small sample sizes

Anecdotes rule the world!

The Macalope Daily: Holiday fare

Stories that are definitely not filling.

The Macalope Weekly: Perspective

Remember perspective? These guys don't.

The Macalope Daily: Limbo, limbo!

How low can Apple's stock go? According to this guy, quite low.

The Macalope Daily: Shine on

Apple's stock's down. What's up?