Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!
Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.
The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.
Particularly the way these guys do it.
Rob Enderle is here to school Apple on what's cool. No, you read that right.
Apple could certainly learn a lesson or two from those companies that aren't as successful.
Oh, pundits! Will you never learn? (Spoiler alert: No, they will never learn.)
A Macalope mistake? Say it isn't so!
Even where Apple's winning it's losing, if you look through pundit eyes!
Pundits say the craziest things. No, really, someone should call a doctor.
Keep moving those goal posts, pundits!
Pundits can even make an Android vulnerability all about Apple.
It's time for the annual spankings!
There's nowhere to go but down, or possibly sideways, according to these pundits.
When using fictitious prices and unfair comparisons, Samsung products sure beat the pants off Apple products!