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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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The exploding dud: Not liking the Apple Watch doesn’t make it a failure

There's a basic problem with statistics going on here.

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Futile exercises: The Apple Watch is bad at what it’s not designed to do

Who knew the Apple Watch couldn't do what it's not supposed to do?

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Macbeth syndrome: Killing the Mac won't stop the voices

There are easier ways to focus.

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The replacements: Apple is not a game of fantasy baseball

Your personal picks to replace Tim Cook don't matter.

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Striking twice: Yet another breakup note to the Apple Watch

The column that will have you yelling "COUP DE FOUDRE!" even though you don't know what it means.

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Problem time: Things are only an issue when Apple gets involved

New Apple streaming music service? Must be time to complain about streaming music services.

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Air puppets: Apple punditry's tiresome trio

Dvorak, Enderle and Lyons. Oh, why?

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The comeback kid: Always bet on Black... Berry

Note: Do not actually bet on BlackBerry.

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Assumption junction: Calling Apple a religion has no function

Apple is definitely making a car and it will definitely fail. Sure.

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Express yourself: But why does it always have to be about Apple?

Because everything is Apple's fault is why.

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A broken record: Marketshare predictions continue to be dumb

The Macalope doesn't know why these firms keep doing this. He really doesn't.

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Leading indicators: Ads must mean a product is tanking

Anything advertised is a sales failure. It's obvious.

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Of babies and bath water: Apple Car DOA

Imaginary Apple product failures don't tar all imaginary Apple products.

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Not guilty: Xiaomi's not a very good Apple killer

If there's no body, this can't even go to trial.

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Stainless steal: The Apple Watch is not 'easy to steal'

Easy to repurpose does not mean easy to steal.