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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Coming attractions: Samsung to beat Apple once again

Future devices from Apple competitors beat current Apple devices yet again!

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Out of touch: Apple and Microsoft’s differing approaches

Reports of the Mac's death are premature.

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Just take off the Apple Watch if you don’t like it

Why wear something you hate? Unless, of course, it's to make a big deal out of it.

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Facts: They're not for breakfast anymore

The difference between growth in activations and overall activations shouldn't be that hard to figure out.

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Timing is everything: Knowing when to talk about Apple Watch sales

You have to make hay while the sun doesn't shine on the Apple Watch.

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RIP data: It only ever shows Apple losing

No matter what the data shows, it's bad for Apple.

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Coming to their senses: It’s always just over the horizon

Surely next year will be when people realize Apple products cost too much.

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The comeback: Please hold for Microsoft’s retort

It only took them four years.

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Not buying it: The MacBook Pro purchasing decision

Apple products cost too much!

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Spending Apple’s money: Apple doesn’t need to make a splash

Apple is not a conglomerate, it doesn't need to acquire like one.

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When you assume: Judging Apple’s unannounced products

All future Apple products come pre-failed.

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Head hunter: Tim Cook must go!

Apple is still extremely successful so the CEO should step down. Makes sense.

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Other-flagellation: Pitting Steve Jobs against Apple

More Jobs analysis from the pundits who didn't know him best.