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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Regifting: If at first your analysis doesn't succeed, try, try again

Surely Apple will stumble and fall at some point.

Overboard: Taking iTunes criticism too far

It's OK to criticize iTunes. Just be right.

Power has driven him mad: Mark Zuckerberg's crazy talk

People love ads! Apple should totally use ads!

Dead again: Unshipped products kill Apple every time

Competitors rule, Apple drools. Over and over again.

Silver finish: The Apple Watch places second before it's even out

Meaningless survey provides meaningless results.

Reality challenged: Remember those predictions Tim Cook would be fired?

Turns out someone's losing their jobs, it just isn't anyone at Apple.

Insecurity blanket: iOS has antivirus makers feeling left out

Apple's security scheme works. This is a big problem.

Idea recycling: some discredited ideas never die

Guess what some people still think Apple should do. Hint: they did it once and it was a disaster.

A broken Watch: This Apple Watch reporting isn't even right twice a day

Two things the Macalope's mom always said: Don't watch them make hot dogs and don't go to Business Insider for technical reporting.

Religious refrain: Please stop comparing Apple to a religion

Simple explanations for Apple's success aren't always right.

Jerk in the box: how to get on TV by being wrong about Apple

It doesn't look like much of a challenge, really.

Spot off: how'd that advice to get out of Apple's stock go?

You're probably kicking yourself if you listened to these pundits.

Free advice: Apple gets what it pays for

Apple gets more helpful hints from pundits who have nothing to lose.

Stilted world views: the Apple doom is coming, it's just a question of when

Another day, another reason developers will stop developing for iOS.

Bendgate forever: turns out aluminum is still bendable

Covering ridiculous Apple "scandals" is a dirty job but someone's got to do it. Apparently.