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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Stainless steal: The Apple Watch is not 'easy to steal'

Easy to repurpose does not mean easy to steal.

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Gross: A gimmicky 'Dear John' letter for a gadget isn't cute

Buying a device is just like being in a relationship! If you're a weirdo.

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The impossible dream: Reviewing products that don't exist

Pundits love to pre-fail rumored Apple devices.

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Haptic hazard: Analyzing unannounced products

Why do pundits fall into the trap of pillorying things we know nothing about?

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Not getting it: Watch editorial requirements

You may already have all it takes to opine on the Apple Watch!

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Meaningless: Words have officially lost all meaning

Things that a pretty successful are flops. It's a thing you can literally say.

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Stupid games: Fun with estimates

Fun in the way those little kid games with pre-determined outcomes are fun. Which is to say not fun at all.

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Bogus analogies: Glass and Watch are not the same

Not that that will stop people from trying to equate them.

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Inverse relationship: Apple Watch doom watch

Apple Watch doom predictions are predictably lame.

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Missing the point: Analyzing a thing you haven't used

Guess which device. Go ahead. Guess.

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A big but: Trying to put words in Apple's mouth

Apple has not admitted to things!

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Nobody cares: A horror show of opinions we can live without

The Macalope regrets that it's come to this.

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Pointless gyrations: Comparisons that don't make sense

Smartphones are just like smartwatches, right?

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The F-word: Obsessively calling the Watch a "flop"

It's like a tic with some pundits.