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Legends of Next Week: Reviewing iPhones that don’t exist yet

Every new Apple device comes pre-failed.

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Objection: Apple is not a monopoly

Defining a market isn't the same as controlling it.

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To win and win again: Everything’s coming up Microsoft

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Double jeopardy: Changing course on iPhone security

Law enforcement officials in New York were for iPhone security before they were against it.

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Dial tone: The crazy is coming from inside the iPhone

The San Bernardino iPhone may contain mythical creatures.

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Sum of all fears: Amping the scary up to 11

For want of an unlocked iPhone.

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Legal misrepresentation: Getting the iPhone unlocking case all wrong

If you don't like the facts, just don't use them in your argument.

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Questionable: Asking questions we already know the answers to

Are people suddenly hating iPhones? No.

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The wrongness chamber: Getting it wrong on the iPhone case

Apple's concern for security is not making it seem less secure.

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The wrong side of right: Decrying Apple’s security stance

Apple has to be doing something wrong because that's all Apple could possibly do.

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Let’s surrender: A cold take on iPhone backdoors

If you can't point to privacy, does it even exist?!

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Privacy matters: Unlocking an iPhone would set a dangerous precedent

Apple gets it right, both political parties and the government get it wrong.

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Breaking up is dumb to do: Apple needs its retail operations

Apple should not shed one of the keys to its customer service.

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Absolute zero: The coldest of takes on Apple

Ankle-deep takes delivered ice cold to your doorstep.

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Prolonging the magic: ‘Error 53’ story becomes the story

It's easy to miss the most important part when you try very hard to.