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Choose wisely: Your all-important Apple Watch choice

More ways the Apple Watch will ruin everything.

Digerati, heal thyself: Blaming our shortcomings on our devices

The Apple Watch is a witch! Burn it!

An opinion too far: Asking the wrong people about the Apple Watch

Let's ask IT guys about a consumer product. That should go well.

Insecurity blanket: Apple Pay doesn't solve society's ills

Apple did not fix problems inherent to the credit card business so it must pay.

Getting your kicks in: Gotta complain about the Apple Watch before Monday

Write up all those Apple Watch complaints and press publish because they might be stale by Monday.

Flop flap: Apple Watch comes pre-flopped

If you look at the Apple Watch a certain way by closing your eyes, it looks like a flop.

Et tu? When good sites go bad.

Jamming Apple into a headline might drive traffic but that doesn't mean you should do it.

Take my advice: Do not take this guy's advice

Free advice can actually be worth less than what you pay for it.

Driving me crazy: Apple car speculation is out of control

The Apple Car cometh! And it faileth!

Watch this space: The fashion industry strikes back

Turns out they're anti-Apple Watch. Who saw that coming?

Car talk: Apple rumors run amok again

The rumored Apple Car is already a loser.

Finally: Time-bending competition is here today

The Apple Watch finally has competition. FINALLY.

Can't lose for winning: Or is it the other way around?

Apple had an amazing quarter. Now it'll all go wrong.

One or the other: Apple's either doomed or destroyer

Business Insider just wants to sell stories of winners and losers.