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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Apple’s not missing much by not having a Siri speaker

Apple doesn’t need to jump every time analysts say boo.

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Copying the copier: The iPhone 8 is a total ripoff

If you take out all the innovation, Apple's totally copying Samsung.

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A salt lick of salt: What to take surveys with

Always read the fine print.

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The twice-broken clock: Never right about the Apple Watch

Wrong-headed and imaginary ideas about smartwatches.

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Skewed-o-morphism: The Apple Pencil meets its match

Looks, and only looks, matter.

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The iPhone H8: Gonna be so boring

Already can't stand it.

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Past isn’t prologue: Apple isn’t today’s Microsoft

Easy comparisons aren't always right.

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All things being unequal: It makes comparing iPhones easier

The most expensive phone wins! When you ignore price.

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Amazing about-face: From fanboy to hater in 3 months

One bad Apple apparently does spoil the whole bunch.

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Timeflop: The iPhone 8 has pre-problems

Too hot, too hot, baby.

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Mythperceptions: No, Apple is actually pretty good at design

The shocking truth that Apple doesn't want you to know isn't really true.

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Bad religion: The easy explanation for Apple success

Just blame those wacky Apple cultists.

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Why Apple's record-setting quarter was actually...bad?

Poor Apple. Never any good news.

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Imaginary bean counting: Subjective ranking Apple

A subjective ranking result doesn't mean much.