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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Uninformative: Half the analysis, all the rage

Apple options are never good when you throw out the instances in which they are good.

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We built this city: Was it on ads or content?

Apple allows ad blockers and destroys the web. Or was it already destroyed?

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A heaping self-serving: Playing Apple stock games

AAPL's going down, says a guy who will make money if AAPL goes down.

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Hail Hydra: Why Apple shouldn’t make multi-use devices

Apple's modus operandi is making devices suited to particular uses.

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Absurd infinitum: Deliberately misunderstanding Steve Jobs

Jobs was decrying mobile devices that required a stylus for daily use. Nothing more.

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Eternal flame: Hanging on to the idea that Apple needs to lower prices

The eternal argument finds a new product to latch onto.

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The Odd Couple: iPhone owners unlikely to rush to Android Wear

The criteria that draw you to an iPhone probably rule out Android Wear.

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Saving Private Apple: A solution in search of a problem

New iPhones could save Apple! The only question is from what?

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Walk on the mild side: Android Wear comes to iOS

Usually things cost less for a reason.

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Primal scream therapy: When you're so mad at Apple

Better write something about it.

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Part of the problem: Covering the fact there’s too much Apple coverage

There might be a better way and it might be staring you right in the face.

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Market sharing: These predictions are useless

Market share predictions are almost always wrong but analysts keep making them anyway.

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Don’t be not Apple: It’s the right thing to do

In an alternate reality, Apple is evil. Do not buy products from alternate reality Apple.

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You got surveyed: Apple up, Samsung down

What does it all mean? Not much.

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Un-special K: Another non-iPhone killer

Once more unto the breach, or close up the wall with our Android dead.