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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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A swing and a meh: AirPods get disrespected

You don't have to like them. But a lot of people do.

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Different strokes: The software experience matters to some

How much is struggling with a bad user experience worth to you?

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It’s all over: Talking big about Alexa

Alexa is the winner of the battle that's just getting started.

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Apple's strategy hasn't changed—and neither have pundits' takes

Apple's strategy hasn't changed, iPhones have just reached a different stage.

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Unmagic 8 Ball: Predicting the future is hard

But you can rest assured that it doesn't look good for Apple.

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Hyperbole much? Apple’s coming apocalypse

The iPhone 8 will be terrible for Apple, just like all the other iPhones.

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Obsession: For iPads

Why the heck is Apple still making iPads?!

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Scaredy cat: The latest company Apple should be afraid of

It's always something, isn't it?

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Playing games: No, Apple is not a monopoly

Only Apple could get derided for having low market share and accused of being a monopoly at the same time.

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Apple’s not missing much by not having a Siri speaker

Apple doesn’t need to jump every time analysts say boo.

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Copying the copier: The iPhone 8 is a total ripoff

If you take out all the innovation, Apple's totally copying Samsung.

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A salt lick of salt: What to take surveys with

Always read the fine print.

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The twice-broken clock: Never right about the Apple Watch

Wrong-headed and imaginary ideas about smartwatches.

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Skewed-o-morphism: The Apple Pencil meets its match

Looks, and only looks, matter.

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The iPhone H8: Gonna be so boring

Already can't stand it.