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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Imaginary bean counting: Subjective ranking Apple

A subjective ranking result doesn't mean much.

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The bad news: iPhone sales are up

That can't be good.

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Stone tablets: Why do tablet sales keep sliding?

It's not necessarily because people hate tablets.

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A curved Surface: Microsoft always wins

Great news, everyone! Surface sales are only down a little!

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Serial misunderstanding: AirPods get the usual treatment

People like them. They're selling well. Let's mock them.

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What a week: Apple never has good ones

Why do they even bother?

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Up is down, down is up: Apple’s always responsible

Lawsuit alleges thing we've only been told 10 million times is wrong.

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A thousand wrongs for every right: Apple praise comes with baggage

Sometimes in a rush to detail Apple's failings, mistakes get made.

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The one-sided coin: It always lands on trouble for Apple

AirPod sales are great! Uh-oh!

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All is fail: Apple doom only comes in extra large

Even the good stuff must be bad.

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Bad example: The 1990s wasn’t Apple’s best decade

You can criticize Apple. Just use better examples.

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This time for sure: Are Apple critics finally right?

Probably not based on historical evidence.

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The Janus explanation: It’s Microsoft or Apple

Or maybe the two-sided coin explanation is too simple.

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Groundhog year: iPhone production cuts are brand new every year

Even the Macalope is running out of fresh jokes about this annual exercise.