A subjective ranking result doesn't mean much.
That can't be good.
It's not necessarily because people hate tablets.
Great news, everyone! Surface sales are only down a little!
People like them. They're selling well. Let's mock them.
Why do they even bother?
Lawsuit alleges thing we've only been told 10 million times is wrong.
Sometimes in a rush to detail Apple's failings, mistakes get made.
AirPod sales are great! Uh-oh!
Even the good stuff must be bad.
You can criticize Apple. Just use better examples.
Probably not based on historical evidence.
Or maybe the two-sided coin explanation is too simple.
Apple can do no right.
Even the Macalope is running out of fresh jokes about this annual exercise.