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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Spot the motivation

Why would someone write something so crazy? Well, there's a reason.

Booga booga!

Apple needs to be very afraid because apparently it knows nothing about competition or something.

Everybody has an opinion

But why do we have to hear them all?

Look at me!

Sometimes a pundit just wants to know we see him.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.

Incomparable

Things that should not be compared to each other are compared to each other.

Double jeopardy

Apple doesn't have Steve Jobs anymore. And it keeps doing the things Steve Jobs wanted!

As sure as Apple doom and taxes

iPad doomed? Naturally.

Analysts say the craziest things

Seriously, someone should check in on some of them.

Specious reasoning

Need a reason to get out of Apple's stock? Well, keep looking, because there's no help here.

Securitysplainin'

Oh, good, another Windows user is here to explain Mac security to us!

Fait accompli liability

Things that have not even begun cannot be over.

A whirlwind of spin

Hold on to your hats, it's about to get blustery!

Fools of the Year

So many fish and such a small barrel.

Losers

Apple. What a bunch of losers.