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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Knee-jerk reaction: How to ruin a point

A decent point about Apple ruined.

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Mo' problems: Apple Pay is DOA

So many problems. Most of them exaggerated, but still.

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Double header: Twice the crazy

Amazon wins again! Without even shipping anything!

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Declining up: Apple's slow slide to success

Someone has a weird definition of "decline".

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Reading comprehension: Misunderstanding Apple surveys continues apace

Apple Pay is a huge disappointment. Because people can't use it.

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A mixed bag: Choice is good, but it's not always better

Why would you want to have lousy choices just to have choice?

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Book club: Beating up Apple execs over their book picks

Apple is a religion, take 908.

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The anti-Beatitudes: Calling Apple a religion

It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.

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Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA

It's easier to make bombastic statements before Apple ships.

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Weird science: The Apple Watch may already be killing you!

There is no evidence wearables and smartphones are linked to cancer. Not that the New York Times seems to know that.

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Watching the wrong fight: Microsoft Band vs. Apple Watch

Misunderstanding what Microsoft's really trying to do.

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Choose wisely: Your all-important Apple Watch choice

More ways the Apple Watch will ruin everything.

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Digerati, heal thyself: Blaming our shortcomings on our devices

The Apple Watch is a witch! Burn it!

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An opinion too far: Asking the wrong people about the Apple Watch

Let's ask IT guys about a consumer product. That should go well.

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Insecurity blanket: Apple Pay doesn't solve society's ills

Apple did not fix problems inherent to the credit card business so it must pay.