These headlines would be news. If they were true.
Why would someone write something so crazy? Well, there's a reason.
Apple needs to be very afraid because apparently it knows nothing about competition or something.
But why do we have to hear them all?
Sometimes a pundit just wants to know we see him.
Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.
Things that should not be compared to each other are compared to each other.
Apple doesn't have Steve Jobs anymore. And it keeps doing the things Steve Jobs wanted!
iPad doomed? Naturally.
Seriously, someone should check in on some of them.
Need a reason to get out of Apple's stock? Well, keep looking, because there's no help here.
Oh, good, another Windows user is here to explain Mac security to us!
Things that have not even begun cannot be over.
Hold on to your hats, it's about to get blustery!
So many fish and such a small barrel.