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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Getting your kicks in: Gotta complain about the Apple Watch before Monday

Write up all those Apple Watch complaints and press publish because they might be stale by Monday.

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Flop flap: Apple Watch comes pre-flopped

If you look at the Apple Watch a certain way by closing your eyes, it looks like a flop.

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Et tu? When good sites go bad.

Jamming Apple into a headline might drive traffic but that doesn't mean you should do it.

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Take my advice: Do not take this guy's advice

Free advice can actually be worth less than what you pay for it.

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Driving me crazy: Apple car speculation is out of control

The Apple Car cometh! And it faileth!

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Watch this space: The fashion industry strikes back

Turns out they're anti-Apple Watch. Who saw that coming?

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Car talk: Apple rumors run amok again

The rumored Apple Car is already a loser.

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Finally: Time-bending competition is here today

The Apple Watch finally has competition. FINALLY.

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Can't lose for winning: Or is it the other way around?

Apple had an amazing quarter. Now it'll all go wrong.

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One or the other: Apple's either doomed or destroyer

Business Insider just wants to sell stories of winners and losers.

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Redefining 'better': It now means 'worse'

Crappy device is surely better because it's cheap.

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Too much book learning: Convincing yourself Apple's doomed

Apple's numbers this quarter were great. It must be hiding something.

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The Apple Watch watch: More predictions of doom

Still going to be a flop, if you want to know.

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Finally: How good news for Apple is bad news for Apple

The analysis of Apple's quarterly results you were waiting for.