Apple needs to ship new products! Otherwise, what will everyone copy?
The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.
Apple misses imaginary targets again!
Let us accept rumors as true and use that as a jumping point to flights of fancy!
Perspective is important. But some things are just wrong.
Apple better release a phablet or... something!
This year for sure!
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How fast can we make something about Apple?
A piece so funny it must be satire! Right?
Don't stop believing!
APPLE MUST! Something something.
One guy has a slightly adjusted opinion about Apple! Quick! Story!
What does Apple need to do to fix its massive problem? Massive acquisition!
Samsung wants to show you the many benefits of the Galaxy Gear! (Creepers only.)