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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

Baiters gotta bait: Headline exaggeration causes fracas

What happens when you put words in people's mouths? They get mad.

Peeling an onion: Phony iPhone 6 doom starts a chain reaction

So many layers and it'll make you want to cry... with laughter.

Another one, just like the other one: Apple stock advice on repeat

Oh, Apple didn't go down? Well, you should still short them. Maybe even more!

The problem factory: Where Apple problems get manufactured

By the sheer power of thought, problems for Apple get created!

Indefatigable: How do you solve a problem like Gene Munster?

The Apple world's own Fox Mulder is back at it.

White elephant: There's a reason they give this advice away

Apple should buy something big. Because what it's doing now apparently isn't working. Or something.

Revisionist history: Apple chastised for not sticking it to customers

Apple should have done that thing we screamed about them doing even thought they didn't do it!

Ad hominem: Apple's advertising is always going to get attacked

There's really no way to win this game.

A belief system: Hoping beyond hope for Apple to fail

Some people just want to see the Apple world burn.

Regifting: If at first your analysis doesn't succeed, try, try again

Surely Apple will stumble and fall at some point.

Overboard: Taking iTunes criticism too far

It's OK to criticize iTunes. Just be right.

Power has driven him mad: Mark Zuckerberg's crazy talk

People love ads! Apple should totally use ads!

Dead again: Unshipped products kill Apple every time

Competitors rule, Apple drools. Over and over again.

Silver finish: The Apple Watch places second before it's even out

Meaningless survey provides meaningless results.