The MacalopeMacworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Professor, teach thyself: Misunderstanding Apple’s business

Sometimes a professor needs to go back to school.

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Taking the cake: Always declare a winner when it best suits you

Apple's forecast for next quarter is less than stellar? Time to declare game over.

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Raising the Apple Car: Who should do it?

Who knows better, Apple or Detroit?

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A case of the Suppostahs: What’s the Apple Watch supposed to be?

If you have to ask, maybe you can't emotionally afford one.

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Measure twice: Then pick whichever measure makes Apple look worse

That's just good financial analysis.

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Overdoing it: All Apple criticism has to be over-the-top

Even good criticism has to be amped up.

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The Eeyore testing principle: It’ll never work

Using completely unfounded test criteria, we can easily see the iPhone 7 is a failure.

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Unmoving violation: Apple car puns run amok

The Apple car is as doomed as everything else Apple has coming.

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Jack squat: What iPhone 7 headphone rumors are based on

But don't let that stand between you and a good rant.

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Headline doom: The iPhone’s success dooms Apple

People love their iPhones so naturally Apple is in big trouble.

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Cold as ice: Not shocking that physics affects Apple products

Metal may get cold but iPhones and MacBooks are just as weather-resistant as their competitors.

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Lies, damned lies and these lies: Security numbers don’t tell the story

Vulnerability counts don't mean much, particularly when compiled like this.

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Apple doom: Now in its millionth year

And coming to a web publication near you.

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The Forced Analogy: Just say “NOOOOOO!” to mixing Star Wars and Apple

Just because you can make an analogy it doesn't mean that you should.