Lawsuit alleges thing we've only been told 10 million times is wrong.
Sometimes in a rush to detail Apple's failings, mistakes get made.
AirPod sales are great! Uh-oh!
Even the good stuff must be bad.
You can criticize Apple. Just use better examples.
Probably not based on historical evidence.
Or maybe the two-sided coin explanation is too simple.
Apple can do no right.
Even the Macalope is running out of fresh jokes about this annual exercise.
Still pushing this terrible idea.
iPhones doomed again, presumably by short-term memory.
The telephone game goes wrong again.
Not its best, but not that bad, really.
Nobody buys Apple products anymore. Too popular.
Just trust them, they're killing Apple.