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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Minor details: Who’s deriding the Apple Watch

Surprise, it's someone with an ax to grind.

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Paling in comparison: The Apple Watch and Google Glass

Based on nothing, you could say the Apple Watch is worse. Apparently.

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Unreality check: The made-up case against Tim Cook

Tim Cook must go! Because of many made-up and inaccurate reasons!

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A broken watch: Surveying the Apple Watch doom

Reports of Apple Watch sales should be taken with a salt lick's worth of salt.

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The expectation game: Subjectively dismissing the Apple Watch

If you don't like it, then it can't be good.

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Crushing it: The Apple Music double standard

Stop holding Apple to a different standard.

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Past tense: All about the Apple Watch failure

From the go-to guy for Apple failure.

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Survey fever: Don’t catch it

Surveys on the popularity of Apple products are often not worth the pixels they appear on.

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You’re doing it wrong: A negative Watch review, hold the hate

Turns out you can write a negative opinion about the Apple Watch without being ridiculously over the top. Who knew?

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Not for everyone: You don’t have to like the Apple Watch

If someone else wants one, that's not a reflection on you.

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Survey sickness: Smartphone surveys are not all created equal

Read the fine print on smartphone surveys before you start to panic.

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The exploding dud: Not liking the Apple Watch doesn’t make it a failure

There's a basic problem with statistics going on here.

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Futile exercises: The Apple Watch is bad at what it’s not designed to do

Who knew the Apple Watch couldn't do what it's not supposed to do?

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Macbeth syndrome: Killing the Mac won't stop the voices

There are easier ways to focus.

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The replacements: Apple is not a game of fantasy baseball

Your personal picks to replace Tim Cook don't matter.