Apple Watch doom predictions are predictably lame.
Guess which device. Go ahead. Guess.
Apple has not admitted to things!
The Macalope regrets that it's come to this.
Smartphones are just like smartwatches, right?
It's like a tic with some pundits.
When you look at only the negative comments, it sure does seem terrible.
A decent point about Apple ruined.
So many problems. Most of them exaggerated, but still.
Amazon wins again! Without even shipping anything!
Someone has a weird definition of "decline".
Apple Pay is a huge disappointment. Because people can't use it.
Why would you want to have lousy choices just to have choice?
Apple is a religion, take 908.
It's time once again to get some of that old-time religion.