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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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The Forced Analogy: Just say “NOOOOOO!” to mixing Star Wars and Apple

Just because you can make an analogy it doesn't mean that you should.

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Open says me: A magic solution to Apple’s share price

Apple's stock is performing about as well as the market overall so clearly it's time to panic.

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The holiday rush: Time for annual lists

The worst of end-of-the-year traditions.

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The anomaly: Time-traveling Apple doom

Unreleased, unannounced device ruins Apple's reputation!

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Shaken, not stirred: Apple’s stock performance is average

Sure, Apple's usually better than average, but context is still important.

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Ill omens: Over-reading the iPhone tea leaves

The bets placed on Wall Street don't necessarily reflect reality.

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Projection: Apple doom is always just around the corner

The cult of Apple doom can never fail, it can only be failed. By reality.

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Case closed: Apple’s dud might do alright

Apple's new iPhone battery case might not be perfect but it still has some appeal.

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Big Win: Microsoft wins again

A Siri-ous win over Apple for sure.

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All wrong, all the time: History is unkind to Apple doom predictions

Despite the conventional wisdom, Apple Maps turned out OK.

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Win-ning: Windows wins big in the Windows tablet market

When you look at every kind of Windows device and only one kind of Apple device, Microsoft becomes the clear winner.

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Survey spin: Apple Pay not so bad off

Not everyone using it doesn't make it a failure.

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Short-term memory: Annual iPhone order slippage news

Apple has reportedly cut iPhone orders and all is lost.

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The refrain: Stop repeating yourself

Repeating dire claims about the iPad Pro does not make them true.

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A massive disconnect: Hang on to those smartphones

It's OK to use your smartphone this holiday season.