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Spot off: how'd that advice to get out of Apple's stock go?

You're probably kicking yourself if you listened to these pundits.

Free advice: Apple gets what it pays for

Apple gets more helpful hints from pundits who have nothing to lose.

Stilted world views: the Apple doom is coming, it's just a question of when

Another day, another reason developers will stop developing for iOS.

Bendgate forever: turns out aluminum is still bendable

Covering ridiculous Apple "scandals" is a dirty job but someone's got to do it. Apparently.

A watched pot: of watches and imagined delays

Is "early 2015" the same thing as "spring"? Who knows?

Pollvertising: The real reason behind silly Apple-related polls

Outfit you've never heard of has sensationalist poll results about Apple! Very surprising!

The d-word: Which is doomed, Apple Pay or CurrentC?

Looking for conclusions in all the wrong places.

The paradox: Perpetual 'loser' Apple somehow keeps winning

People love Apple Pay. So it must be destroyed.

Spot the hubris: A case of the pundit pot calling the Apple kettle black

Has the tablet market matured? Sure. Does that mean iPads are a failure? No.

Broken record: iPad naysaying from the usual suspects

We might be willing to take some negative iPad analysis. But not from this guy.

Those who forget history: Apple's events haven't always been magic

Apple is damned again as people misremember.

Spaced Gray Lady: The New York Times coverage of Apple is less than stellar

The New York Times commits multiple offenses against logic this week.

Crazy is as crazy does: Pre-dooming the Apple Watch

The Apple Watch is just the latest device from Apple that doesn't stand a chance.

Keeping it real: When Apple derangement ruins an argument

Did Sony innovate more than Apple? Maybe. But that doesn't make Apple a slouch.