One pundit comes back around for his second helping of Macalope this week, after predicting the iPhone won't take two-thirds of the U.S. smartphone market.
It's a phone ... it's a tablet ... it's the Frankenstein-like device that will lay waste to both Apple and Samsung!
The New York Times's war against Apple rages on! Meanwhile, others argue that Apple's products are too cheap AND exploit workers in China.
"Free" as in "it can actually cost you."
An Apple conspiracy! That, well, ends up fixed. Kind of a letdown, really.
Microsoft always wins! It's just one of many truisms in the technology arena, like the only way for Apple to get ahead in life is by buying high profile companies.
Could Business Insider be learning?! No.
Let's just make some stuff up!
Journey into the bizarre mind of Eric Schmidt!
A very special holiday edition of the Macalope!
Please, people, Apple's not Hitler. Just someone else horrible.
This week's argument dissection hits a little too close to home.
Henry Blodget wants to explain to you how it's Windows versus the Mac all over again. Again.
You will be shocked by this shocking revelation about Apple, yeah, it's a religion.
The Macalope tells Samsung we're not buying its "aw, shucks" shtick and puts the tough love on some pundits.