The MacalopeMacworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

No idea what they're talking about

But that doesn't stop these pundits!

Obsolete arguments

Does Apple employ planned obsolescence? Isn't this argument itself obsolete by now?

Not-so-smartphone

Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.

Things might get ontological

Words have meanings. Not that these people know that.

No way to win

Apple might be announcing a larger iPhone this fall which naturally means trouble for ... Apple.

On repeat

Stick to your guns! No matter what evidence to the contrary there is.

A steady decline

Once again we gather together to document Apple's steady decline into irrelevance.

Rumors of doom

Unannounced product delayed! How does that work?

Under pressure

Apple better deliver or ... or ... uh ...

Missed opportunities

Can't we do better than this?

The spin cycle

Samsung has a bad quarter. Cue the spin!

The lame name game

It really is the very lamest of name games. Including that song.

Loving to say 'I told you so'

Let's face it, it's fun. And there are so many opportunities.

The wildly popular Surface

Apple should totally copy it.

You can't handle the truth

Particularly when said 'truth' is about how Steve Jobs would disapprove of Tim Cook. You've always had a touchy gag reflex.