Take my advice: Do not take this guy's advice

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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We live in a society where people are able to freely speak their minds. That's good! Nay, great, even. As a result, there is no level of wrongness that can legally bar someone from talking about a topic. Take, for example, investing in Apple's stock.

Investment advice guy Charles Sizemore is back with more investment advice. You do not, however, have to take it.

"The Apple Watch Will Be a Flop: Here’s Why Apple Doesn’t Care" (tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody)

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Driving me crazy: Apple car speculation is out of control

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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The Macalope loves a good Apple rumor. He eats them up like alfalfa. They're not as nourishing, of course, but they have way fewer calories. What he can't stand is the opining about how these things that don't even exist yet are just another sign of Apple's perpetual state of imagined fail.

Writing for The Boston Herald, Jessica Van Sack warns that "Apple might want to put iCar idea into reverse" (tip o' the antlers to Sean)

Yay! Five years of car puns!

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Watch this space: The fashion industry strikes back

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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Apple is looking to disrupt yet another industry but hold on! Turns out, the people in that industry have some words to say about that! No, it’s true.

Writing for Racked, Leslie Price explains ”What the Tech World Doesn’t Understand About Fashion.”

Writing for Macworld, the Macalope explains what the fashion world doesn’t understand about Apple.

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Car talk: Apple rumors run amok again

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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A hushed crowd gathers. The excitement is palpable. Suddenly, a puff of white smoke goes up! It’s done! We have a new Apple rumor!

The Apple Car!

The Apple Car? Seriously? Huh. You don’t want to recount that vote? No? OK. Well, fortunately, there’s no need to get excited about an Apple Car. It’s already a failure.

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Stick a fork in it: Why even ship the Apple Watch?

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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Another year, another Apple product that comes pre-doomed for your convenience.

Still writing for the Forbes contributor network (motto: "Weak arguments made weakly. I mean 'weekly'. Or do I?"), Peter Cohan wonders aloud:

"Should Apple Scrap Its Watch?" (tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody)

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Finally: Time-bending competition is here today

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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Did you notice that sense of relief you suddenly felt wash over you but you couldn't place? Well, that's because competition has finally come to a market that doesn't really exist yet.

The Boy Genius Report's Zach Epstein has taken time out from writing Windows 8 fan fiction to write what appears to be science fiction.

"Apple Watch finally has a worthy Android competitor, and we want one immediately" (tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody)

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Can't lose for winning: Or is it the other way around?

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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You’d think that having just reported a pretty good quarter, Apple would be in a good position. Ha. Ha. Haaaaaa.

Writing for Fortune, Sanjay Sanghoee wonders “Has Apple’s value peaked?” (tip o’ the antlers to Kendall Lister)

Apple peaks every year.

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