I don't get it!

The Macalope , Macworld

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Monday’s WWDC keynote showed how a company can introduce no new paid products and yet still show exactly how its platforms are the most robust and vibrant on the market today.

First of all, Apple is basically fixing almost everything its users have said is broken in iOS and OS X. Second, it’s bringing its feature set up to near parity with Android with a slew of new APIs. Finally, it showered developers with new back-end features, business models and opportunities and, out of nowhere, an easier to use programming language.

The response from developers was, as you’d imagine, positive to the point of ecstatic. Not only was Apple making their jobs easier, it was potentially making them more lucrative. What’s not to like?

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Logical sandcastles

The Macalope , Macworld

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Pundits make such pretty sandcastles. But why do they make them so close to the shore? This week we’ll look at statements that quickly collapse under, well, if not their own weight then surely the raging tide of reality. Which, OK, is kind of what we do every week. But you try to make up a lead-in paragraph for these things one week after another. It’s hard.

Former biggest fan ever

CNN’s David Goldman explains “Why I broke up with Apple” (tip o’ the antlers to James Reberry).

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You lose

The Macalope , Macworld

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You will not be surprised to learn that the Applefail train rolls merrily along.

“Apple Overtaken by Google in Yet Another Category” writes The Motley Fool’s Sam Mattera. (No link because of Mattera’s repeat offender status, but tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)

ZOMGurrd, the Macalope didn’t realize there were any left!

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VC mojo rising

The Macalope , Macworld

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Apple falls on yet another major index. Yeah, OK, it’s an imaginary index, but still …

“VC: Apple has largely lost its ‘mojo’” (tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody).

Kudos, at least, to CNet’s Chris Matyszczyk for providing a sufficiently “get a load of this guy” take on former-Facebook-executive-turned-venture-capitalist Chamath Palihapitiya’s comments.

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Missed connections

The Macalope , Macworld

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Like lonely hearts looking for love in all the wrong places, these pundits are looking for answers in all the wrong places. Our first ad reads, “You: world’s largest and most successful technology company. Me: trying to jam you into a headline you don’t belong in.” Next up, “You: still largest digital music retailer. Me: getting basic facts wrong.” Finally, the Macalope thinks Microsoft executives are getting hot and bothered by the wrong relationship.

Obsession

The Macalope has never written a book full of silly pundit axioms, but were he to, this would be in the top five:

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The return of the naive

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Hey, guess who’s back! It’s Dan formerly “Fake Steve Jobs” formerly “fake tech analyst” Lyons!

Ugh, right?

“Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs’ Biographer, Predicts Jimmy Iovine Will Run Apple’s Content Business” (tip o’ the antlers to @papanic).

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Say anything

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No, it’s not the Cameron Crowe young-romance flick that won America’s heart way back when, it’s serial talking heads who will say anything to get their name in an article or get on the television. Round up a couple of them and you’ve got yourself a piece, mister.

Writing for The Street, Chris Ciaccia brings us “5 Things Apple Doesn’t Want You to Know” (no link because we do not reward such behavior, no we do not, but tip o’ the antlers to Tay Bass).

And if you guessed that this is spread across five pages, well, guess again, Mr. or Ms. Cynical. It’s spread across six pages, because five things clearly need a setup. See, this is why you are not a new media jerkface.

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