One or the other: Apple's either doomed or destroyer

After years of Business Insider writing jerky linkbait headlines in order to sell the idea that Apple was doomed, you’ll never guess what happened next.

“Apple is now an existential threat to Android” (tip o’ the antlers to Rajesh)

So, Jim Edwards, who warned that Apple would become “the Blackberry of 2014” and then dreamed up 14 Apple doom scenarios is now playing Apple as the dastardly destroyer of Android.

Read more »

10

Finally: How good news for Apple is bad news for Apple

You knew it was only a matter of time but, yes, someone has finally written a piece on how Apple’s blockbuster quarterly results are actually bad news for the company.

Writing for the Forbes contributor network, Steven Rosenbaum explains “Why Apple’s Profits Could Face A Steep Cliff”

And we should totally take Rosenbaum’s analysis seriously because a year and a half ago, he was the guy who asked “Is Google Glass A Siri Killer?” and he was obviously right about that.

Read more »

0

Apple's missing out on X: Where X is whatever isn't shipping yet

The world of technology moves quickly and to stay ahead, one must constantly ride the waves of whatever’s coming next. This is why Apple is always behind and perpetually chastised for failing to deliver tomorrow’s technology today.

Wait, what?

“Right Now, Apple Risks Missing Out On The Next Big Thing In Technology” (tip o’ the antlers to @mylestaylor)

Read more »

8

The doom train: Nothing can stop Apple doom

Choo-choo! Apple reported record results this week, but that doom train keeps on a-chugging along! Donning the engineer’s cap is Forbes “contributor” Peter Cohan.

“6 Reasons Apple Is Still More Doomed Than You Think” (tip o’ the antlers to Carlton Swift)

You know, tax season is coming up. Is it possible to write off “contributions” from the Forbes “contributor” network? The Macalope shall have to remember to ask his accountant, Amy.

Read more »

0