Say anything

The Macalope , Macworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
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No, it’s not the Cameron Crowe young-romance flick that won America’s heart way back when, it’s serial talking heads who will say anything to get their name in an article or get on the television. Round up a couple of them and you’ve got yourself a piece, mister.

Writing for The Street, Chris Ciaccia brings us “5 Things Apple Doesn’t Want You to Know” (no link because we do not reward such behavior, no we do not, but tip o’ the antlers to Tay Bass).

And if you guessed that this is spread across five pages, well, guess again, Mr. or Ms. Cynical. It’s spread across six pages, because five things clearly need a setup. See, this is why you are not a new media jerkface.

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Thank you for your contribution

The Macalope , Macworld

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Yes, it’s a clean sweep for the Forbes “contributor” network this week! Three contributors, and they’re all here to tell us what a terrible idea it is for Apple to acquire Beats. We don’t know if the company really is acquiring Beats, but rest assured that if it is, Forbes has you covered for reasons why it’s executive malpractice.

Failing sideways

Formerly of Business Insider, Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry now writes for the Forbes contributor network.

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Says who?

The Macalope , Macworld

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Yes, it’s another day in paradise as tech-writing trips over its gigantic clown shoes in order to discuss all of Apple’s many challenges.

Writing for the Associated Press, Michael Liedtke commits a common sin:

“Apple CEO Dares To Be Different From Steve Jobs” (tip o’ the antlers to Myles Taylor).

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What's my motivation?

The Macalope , Macworld

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Breaking news! Alleged Apple acquisition shows how doomed Apple is!

Gordon Kelly explains “Why Apple Has Lost The Plot With $3.2 Billion Purchase Of Beats By Dre” (no link but tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody).

The plot that only clever people who write for the Forbes contributor network know!

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The Macalope Weekly: Schooling

The Macalope , Macworld

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School’s not out for summer yet—that’s why there’s still time to send Apple to school about its own business. Meanwhile, you dumb Apple fans need to be schooled on alternatives to those devices you love because … well, you make certain pundits unreasonably angry is why. Finally, Valleywag is going to tell us how anonymous technology journalists think an Apple executive who retired this week was just magical. Oh, is that not how it meant that?

He’s an ideas guy

One of the most beloved genres in all of tech punditry is the “Apple, I’m a dude on the Internet and lemme give you some advice” genre.

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Nostradummy

The Macalope , Macworld

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Hey, guess what! Apple’s doom finally has a timeline. Look!

“VC Fred Wilson: By 2020 Apple Won’t Be A Top-3 Tech Company, Google And Facebook Will”

If you’ve never heard of Fred Wilson before, well, you’re missing out on some world-class prognostimication, brother. He’s a venture capitalist, people. It’s not like he could easily be invested in a host of startups that compete with or have interest in the failure of App … oh, wait, that’s exactly what it’s like.

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The definition of an academic question

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On Saturday we looked at some strikingly egregious headlines, but it’s a whole new week and there’s nothing egregious about the headline to this piece by James B. Stewart in the New York Times:

“Steve Jobs, a Genius at Pushing Boundaries”

Nope, nothing wrong there at all.

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