Remains of the Day: Please, sir, can I have some more?

I know, I know. You’ve read about the iPhone 4S all day. But you just can’t get enough! Don’t you worry your pretty little heads: The remainders for Tuesday, October 4, 2011 are happy to serve another helping.

Apple Special Event - October 2011 (Apple)

Not one of the lucky few invited to Apple's campus for Tuesday's event? Guess what: Now you too can watch Phil Schiller talk about squirrel nose hair.

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The Macalope Daily: Setting expectations

It’s the big day and expectations are all unreasonably set so that if Apple doesn’t announce eight different 4G iPhones in capacities up to 250 GB it’ll be a tremendous letdown.

Take Business Insider, which says “Looks Like We May Be Stuck With Just An iPhone 4S After All.”

Indeed, it would be terrible to be “stuck” with an improved version of one of the hottest selling phones out there. How ever will we live?

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Remains of the Day: Rehearsal dinner

Tomorrow’s the big day, and boy, are people fired up: There’s the Siri co-founder who’s convinced Apple's announcement will change the world, the company willing to fork over billions for a (big) piece of the action, and the familiar face that may make an appearance. I don't know about you, but the remainders for Monday, October 3, 2011 have fallen prey to the hype.

Co-Founder of Siri: Assistant launch is a “World-Changing Event” (9to5 Mac)

Could Apple’s (supposedly) forthcoming Assistant feature change the very fabric of our world? The co-founder of virtual personal assistant software Siri certainly thinks so. Norman Winarsky told 9to5 Mac in an interview on Monday that he not only thinks the feature will be nifty, it’ll be “a world-changing event.” Why? Because, says he, “if the rumors are true, Apple will enable millions upon millons of people to interact with machines with natural language.” Yes, yes, I know I should be scared about the doomsday potential of intelligent AI, but that fear is being shouted down by the thought of having an R2 unit inside my phone.

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Kensington Orbit Wireless Mobile Trackball

I’m a huge fan of good trackballs. I started using a Kensington TurboMouse back in the early 1990s as a remedy for a mouse-induced repetitive-stress issue, and I’ve never looked back. Even today, on a Mac running gesture-heavy Lion (Mac OS X 10.7), I use Apple’s Magic Trackpad ( ) along with a trackball (now a Kensington ExpertMouse)—the trackball for moving the cursor and clicking, the trackpad for gestures. For me, a large trackball is both better ergonomically than a mouse or trackpad and, because it doesn’t need space for moving around, a more efficient use of desk space than a mouse. Your mileage, of course, may vary.

I also appreciate the ergonomic benefits of using an external pointing device with a laptop—as good as Apple’s trackpads are, they’re still located in the middle of the laptop below the keyboard, requiring an unnatural hand position. In fact, the Magic Trackpad is a great accessory for MacBook owners who like trackpads, because it gives you a larger, more-ergonomically placeable device that’s still easy to pack in your bag.

Trackball fans, unfortunately, have never had a good option for portable “mousing,” despite the fact that a trackball is, in theory, an ideal portable accessory: It can be used on almost any surface, and it needs only as much space as the base of the device itself. But the best trackballs are too big for portable use, and every mobile trackball I’ve tried has been at best disappointing, thanks to cheap construction and inferior hardware, and at worst an ergonomic nightmare, thanks to a too-small trackball or a design that forces you to use your thumb to roll the ball.

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The Macalope Weekly: Against the brain

This week sees an end to our long-running game, “Is It Competition Yet?”, as we welcome the Amazon Kindle Fire! Then we turn our gaze to Wall Street, where it’s like a bell sounded and a hundred monkeys rushed to their keyboards to type idiotic naysaying pieces about Apple (one of Pavlov’s lesser-known experiments). You know, there’s against the grain and then there’s against the brain. These guys are doing both.

We have a winner!

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Remains of the Day: Die another day

Psystar is determined to drag its court case all the way to the top before failing; the Apple TV may be about to kick off its continental tour; and we bid a fond adieu to a bygone era of gaming. The remainders for Friday, September 30, 2011 would like to ask for a moment of silence.

Mac clone maker may take fight with Apple to Supreme Court (Computerworld)

No, no, no. Don’t you realize, Psystar, that by threatening to appeal your case to the Supreme Court, you’ve totally ruined my “psyonara” joke from earlier this week? Also, when a district court and an appeals court have already ruled against you, you probably have a better chance of getting heard by the Supremes than, you know, the Supremes.

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Remains of the Day: Psych out

Steve Jobs apparently tried to talk to Samsung before going nuclear, Apple takes home a victory over one clone maker, and fake iPhones aren’t what they used to be. The remainders for Thursday, September 29, 2011 are groovin’ on a Thursday afternoon.

Steve Jobs Pushed Talks With Samsung to Address Patent Dispute (Bloomberg)

No less than former Apple CEO Steve Jobs tried to get Samsung to check itself before it wrecked itself. As the two companies engage in their legal patent wrangling in Australia, it has come to light that Jobs had initiated contact with Samsung before Apple launched legal proceedings, apparently in an effort to give the Apple rival and supplier “a chance to do the right thing.” This was a step up from Apple’s previous effort, which consisted of FedEx-ing Samsung’s entire executive team and board of directors DVDs of the influential 1989 Spike Lee joint.

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