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This is the official iPhone/iPod Touch application of The Onion, America's Finest News Source. It is the last bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive news in a world dominated by superficiality, mediocrity, and non-Onion news outlets. What's inside: • Get the latest from The Onion with nearly all the content you've come to depend on for your survival including news, sports, American Voices, Statshots, Infographics, columns, and more • See what's most popular on The Onion's website RIGHT NOW • Watch the latest Peabody Award-winning videos from the Onion News Network • Listen to award-winning audio reports from the Onion Radio News • Search the full web archive • Save up to 25 items for permanent, offline access • Share your favorites via Twitter, Facebook, and e-mail The Onion was founded in 1756, when Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel, an immigrant tuber-farmer from Prussia, shrewdly bartered a sack of yams for a second-hand printing press and named his fledgling newspaper The Mercantile Onion after the only words of English that he knew. Today, The Onion misinforms more than 7 million readers in print and online each month. Become number 7,000,001. Download this app.