Don't-Miss Stories

Look what I can do!

Silly pundits performing silly tricks for your entertainment.

Yawn

Is everyone already bored by the iPhone 6?

No leg to stand on

Dubious claims! They're what make the world of Apple punditry go 'round.

Same old refrain

Have you guys heard about this market share thing? It's apparently the most important thing ever.

It is to laugh

Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.

Blame Apple

It's easy and consequence-free!

This just in from 2012

The latest analysis from 2012 is in!

Bizarro Insider

And now, analysis from Bizarro World!

No idea what they're talking about

But that doesn't stop these pundits!

Not-so-smartphone

Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.