Dubious claims! They're what make the world of Apple punditry go 'round.
Have you guys heard about this market share thing? It's apparently the most important thing ever.
Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.
It's easy and consequence-free!
The latest analysis from 2012 is in!
And now, analysis from Bizarro World!
But that doesn't stop these pundits!
Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.
Words have meanings. Not that these people know that.