Why does Apple even bother making new products when they all come pre-failed?
Few people know what Steve Jobs might have thought about things. They certainly aren't your average pundits.
Be careful what you write. Or not, you know, whatever.
What happens when you put words in people's mouths? They get mad.
So many layers and it'll make you want to cry... with laughter.
Oh, Apple didn't go down? Well, you should still short them. Maybe even more!
iTunes Guy Kirk McElhearn finds syncing between iTunes and iOS devices frustrating--and he's not alone. Read his top beefs (and what you can do about them),
By the sheer power of thought, problems for Apple get created!
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Who's out of ideas again?