These are bad pieces of punditry, but the Macalope spared you some that were even worse!
A new week brings a new edition of our iPhone case roundup, where we bring you the latest in protective accessories for your handset.
An exploit first posted in late January allows someone to access the photos and contacts stored on a locked iPhone 5 running iOS 6.1.
The Cygnett WorkMate for iPhone 5 is a good looking, protective case. And Lex Friedman says it's a worthy successor to the excellent WorkMate for the iPhone 4.
Another negative survey for Apple from an outfit that we've never heard of before. Ah, the classics never go out of style.
The $20 Bulldozer case from Cygnett is available in orange or black. Lex Friedman says it fits the iPhone snugly and offers nice protection with no real drawbacks.
How many times can the Macalope say "bro" in one column?
Power vendor Mophie has announced its first battery case for the iPhone 5, the Juice Pack Helium. We've got one of the first units, and we've done some early testing.
The Macalope is tired after Macworld Expo so he's taking an easy one.
Made of anodized aluminum and military-grade rubber, the FrameShift Mini is the latest innovation from Insanely Great.