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Androidsplainin': iPhone haters miss the point again

Who likes being condescended to?!

Standard reactions

Apple announced some stuff. Let's go to the pundit playbook.

The Desolation of Forbes

This is what happens when you overdo an analogy.

Where's Claude Rains when you need him?

Apple caught engaging in shocking behavior!

Apres Watch, le deluge

Some people apparently don't think much of the Apple Watch. Very surprising.

Jumping the gun

Apple announced a watch on Tuesday. Somehow the reviews were coming in before that.

Last of a genre

Could this be the last "Apple must make a new phone!" piece we'll ever read?

Taking things too far

Why write rational criticism when you can go nuts?

Zero percent science by volume

Just making things up is the new science.

Throwing numbers around

Let's talk about how many pretend devices Apple might sell.