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The Macalope Weekly: Unresolved issues

Any time Apple makes a mistake you know it's time to bring out the kitchen sink.

The Macalope: Future shock

Apple is destroyed once again! Man, every time!

The Macalope: A disagreement

Anyone else notice that we keep arguing about the same things?

The Macalope Weekly: Stating the obvious

Yes, it's possible Apple is doomed. It just isn't likely.

The Macalope: The reason that dare not speak its name

Why wouldn't Apple sell cheap devices in a grab for market share? It's unfathomable!

The Macalope: Threat mis-assessment

Apple's biggest threat ever! Other than all the other ones.

The Macalope: Look Who's Talking, Part Infinity

Woz speaks! Again. And again. And again.

The Macalope: The Goldilocks phone

Apple must make a larger iPhone! A larger iPhone will break iOS! What?

The Macalope Weekly: No admission

Apple caught admitting things it's not actually admitting! Truly scandalous.