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Throwing numbers around

Let's talk about how many pretend devices Apple might sell.

Look what I can do!

Silly pundits performing silly tricks for your entertainment.

Maximum hyperbole

How do you make an iPhone story out of nothing? Pump up the hyperbole!

Yawn

Is everyone already bored by the iPhone 6?

No leg to stand on

Dubious claims! They're what make the world of Apple punditry go 'round.

How low can you go?

Apple should totally get in on that race to the bottom.

Same old refrain

Have you guys heard about this market share thing? It's apparently the most important thing ever.

It is to laugh

Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.

Blame Apple

It's easy and consequence-free!

This just in from 2012

The latest analysis from 2012 is in!