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More like World Wide Fail Conference

Why even hold a developer conference if you're not announcing consumer products?

Feature, not a bug

Apple forgot to build things for free for Windows users?!

Mojo-jumbo

Let's measure Apple subjectively! Come on, it'll be fun and uninformative!

Fringe theories

Time to put on your tinfoil hats and get crazy, people.

Beating a dead horse

The Beats deal is a disaster!

I don't get it!

Pundits don't get the WWDC keynote announcements! Surprise!

Logical sandcastles

See how easily they wash away in the waves?

You lose

Google trumps Apple ... yet again!

VC mojo rising

Apple mojo falling!

Missed connections

Pundits are looking for answers in all the wrong places.