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Apres Watch, le deluge

Some people apparently don't think much of the Apple Watch. Very surprising.

Jumping the gun

Apple announced a watch on Tuesday. Somehow the reviews were coming in before that.

Last of a genre

Could this be the last "Apple must make a new phone!" piece we'll ever read?

Taking things too far

Why write rational criticism when you can go nuts?

Zero percent science by volume

Just making things up is the new science.

Throwing numbers around

Let's talk about how many pretend devices Apple might sell.

Look what I can do!

Silly pundits performing silly tricks for your entertainment.

Maximum hyperbole

How do you make an iPhone story out of nothing? Pump up the hyperbole!

Yawn

Is everyone already bored by the iPhone 6?

No leg to stand on

Dubious claims! They're what make the world of Apple punditry go 'round.