Microsoft always wins! It's just one of many truisms in the technology arena, like the only way for Apple to get ahead in life is by buying high profile companies.
Could Business Insider be learning?! No.
Let's just make some stuff up!
Journey into the bizarre mind of Eric Schmidt!
A very special holiday edition of the Macalope!
Please, people, Apple's not Hitler. Just someone else horrible.
This week's argument dissection hits a little too close to home.
You will be shocked by this shocking revelation about Apple, yeah, it's a religion.
The Macalope tells Samsung we're not buying its "aw, shucks" shtick and puts the tough love on some pundits.
Who wants to hear a good story about Apple? Well, sorry, the Macalope only has dumb ones today.