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And you, too, can be quoted about Apple!

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Forbes is your place to go to find out why Apple's Beats acquisition is the worst idea ever.

Says who?

Tim Cook is lame according to perhaps the world's silliest pundit.

What's my motivation?

Has Apple lost the plot? Has anyone seen the script?

The Macalope Weekly: Schooling

Get ready to be schooled, kids! Because several technology doctors are in the house and itching to dish out some malpractice.

Nostradummy

The only thing we know for sure is that Apple is doomed.

The definition of an academic question

Asked by academics and completely pointless.

Headline news

These headlines would be news. If they were true.

Spot the motivation

Why would someone write something so crazy? Well, there's a reason.

Booga booga!

Apple needs to be very afraid because apparently it knows nothing about competition or something.