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The Macalope: Party like it's 1995

Apple needs to ship new products! Otherwise, what will everyone copy?

The Macalope Weekly: The games we play

The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.

The Macalope: Miss-direction

Apple misses imaginary targets again!

The Macalope: Assumes facts not in evidence

Let us accept rumors as true and use that as a jumping point to flights of fancy!

The Macalope Weekly: Perspective

Perspective is important. But some things are just wrong.

The Macalope: The prediction of the Beast

Apple better release a phablet or... something!

The Macalope Weekly: Disclaimers

The publications publishing these opinions about Apple would like you to know they take no responsibility for them.

The Macalope: From zero to Apple in 3.5 seconds

How fast can we make something about Apple?

The Macalope: Satire is dead

A piece so funny it must be satire! Right?