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Our go-to guy

Who would you turn to for analysis on how Amazon's Fire Phone affects Apple? Just guess.

Paling in comparison

Pundits, that is.

Won't somebody think of the children?

Apple products are destroying our kids! Just like rock-n-roll did!

The two-headed coin

Apple can't win a rigged coin toss.

More like World Wide Fail Conference

Why even hold a developer conference if you're not announcing consumer products?

Feature, not a bug

Apple forgot to build things for free for Windows users?!

Mojo-jumbo

Let's measure Apple subjectively! Come on, it'll be fun and uninformative!

Fringe theories

Time to put on your tinfoil hats and get crazy, people.

Beating a dead horse

The Beats deal is a disaster!

I don't get it!

Pundits don't get the WWDC keynote announcements! Surprise!