Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.
It's easy and consequence-free!
The latest analysis from 2012 is in!
Hard to believe, but some are still beating the market share drum.
Slim pickings this week but we can always rely on some old standards.
And now, analysis from Bizarro World!
But that doesn't stop these pundits!
Does Apple employ planned obsolescence? Isn't this argument itself obsolete by now?
Who wouldn't want an incredibly cheap phone? Oh, people who want their phone to actually do things. Right.
Words have meanings. Not that these people know that.