The Macalope's not saying that you can't criticize Apple. He's just saying you should make some darn sense when you do.
How to describe how doomed Apple is? The Macalope's having a hard time thinking of new ways.
Apple has wronged the wrong guy -- a CEO who writes for Huffington Post!
You're focusing on all the wrong things, pundits!
Tech sites fail imaginary standard!
Some people just don't get it, but some people just seem to not want to get it.
A new technique reveals the shocking truth: Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs!
And now, the mystery of the iPad mini's appeal explained!
Apple's doomed yet again (still?), but things are always coming up roses for Microsoft in the minds of pundits. Even when they're not.
Another survey, another set of spurious conclusions. The Macalope takes on the claim that Apple and Google are no longer beloved by Americans.