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The Macalope Weekly: Stating the obvious

Yes, it's possible Apple is doomed. It just isn't likely.

The Macalope: The reason that dare not speak its name

Why wouldn't Apple sell cheap devices in a grab for market share? It's unfathomable!

The Macalope: Threat mis-assessment

Apple's biggest threat ever! Other than all the other ones.

The Macalope: Look Who's Talking, Part Infinity

Woz speaks! Again. And again. And again.

The Macalope: The Goldilocks phone

Apple must make a larger iPhone! A larger iPhone will break iOS! What?

The Macalope Weekly: No admission

Apple caught admitting things it's not actually admitting! Truly scandalous.

The Macalope: Don't look back in anger or happiness

What does Apple's nostalgia tell us? Starts with "d" and rhymes with "boom."

The Macalope: Party like it's 1995

Apple needs to ship new products! Otherwise, what will everyone copy?

The Macalope Weekly: The games we play

The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.

The Macalope: Miss-direction

Apple misses imaginary targets again!