Once again we gather together to document Apple's steady decline into irrelevance.
Unannounced product delayed! How does that work?
Apple better deliver or ... or ... uh ...
Can't we do better than this?
Samsung has a bad quarter. Cue the spin!
It really is the very lamest of name games. Including that song.
Let's face it, it's fun. And there are so many opportunities.
Apple should totally copy it.
Particularly when said 'truth' is about how Steve Jobs would disapprove of Tim Cook. You've always had a touchy gag reflex.
Who is? Apple or those who write about Apple?