Stupid pundit tricks reach critical insanity as Apple and its products are compared to ... well, you gotta see this to believe it.
Record sales of a phone no one cares about.
It's time to turn the tables!
Don't let not knowing something about the iPhone keep you from opining about it, pundits! You need to live up to your job, after all.
Isn't it great how helpful pundits are?! Eh, not really.
It's so simple, Apple! Make new products that are astounding! Go on!
The reviews of Apple's iPhone event are in, and the consensus is "laaaaaaame." Quelle surprise.
Expectations were, as usual, all out of whack leading up to Tuesday's iPhone event.
You can make anything about Apple be true just by typing it into a computer!
It's not technology journalism but an incredible simulation!