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The Macalope Weekly: Disclaimers

The publications publishing these opinions about Apple would like you to know they take no responsibility for them.

The Macalope: From zero to Apple in 3.5 seconds

How fast can we make something about Apple?

The Macalope: Satire is dead

A piece so funny it must be satire! Right?

The Macalope: False alarm

APPLE MUST! Something something.

The Macalope: One guy

One guy has a slightly adjusted opinion about Apple! Quick! Story!

The Macalope: Acquiring minds

What does Apple need to do to fix its massive problem? Massive acquisition!

The Macalope: Jerkwatch

Samsung wants to show you the many benefits of the Galaxy Gear! (Creepers only.)

The Macalope: Just do something, anything!

MIcrosoft and BlackBerry did things! The Market rewards them!

The Macalope Weekly: Holiday arguments

Must we argue during the holidays? Turns out, yes.