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Microsoft released updates for OneNote on Apple's most popular platforms, making it easier to pull in content from elsewhere and share it.
Microsoft's productivity suite for the Apple iPad fixes its most embarrassing shortcoming.
Apple CEO Tim Cook says Microsoft lost business by not bringing Office to the iPad earlier.
Things that should not be compared to each other are compared to each other.
Microsoft now has a cheaper Office 365 subscription plan for those who only want to use the office suite on a single computer and tablet.
You can't print directly from Office for iPad (yet). But, with a couple of extra steps and the right apps, it is possible to print Office documents from your tablet.
The Office for iPad team went on Reddit for an Ask Me Anything (AMA) session, and spilled the beans on everything from the next version of Office for OS X to Clippy's Mac alter ego.
One week later and Office for iPad is still on top of the iTunes charts with more than 12 million downloads.