Why wouldn't Apple sell cheap devices in a grab for market share? It's unfathomable!
Apple's biggest threat ever! Other than all the other ones.
The Macalope is here to tell you that technology coverage is often nothing more than a charade.
We'll give you a hint: BlackBerry did not make the dean's list.
The Motorola message synchronization patent had been forcing Apple to switch off iOS push email services in Germany for more than a year.
Don't let not knowing something about the iPhone keep you from opining about it, pundits! You need to live up to your job, after all.
The reviews of Apple's iPhone event are in, and the consensus is "laaaaaaame." Quelle surprise.
Apple's new iPhone 5s is more of a shuffle than a leap in innovation.
Being a pundit is never having to apologize for your imagination.
A monopoly case gets dismissed without someone flipping the game board, the Moto X is picky about what you can write on its case, and what are the odds that a proposed Steve Jobs sculpture is tasteful?