A longtime industry watcher moves to Cupertino, Steve Jobs's email to James Murdoch is marked as read, and Tim Cook dodges an inane "rumor."
That is to say, none.
These guys should know better.
Don't like the current crop of Apple gossip? John Moltz says to give it time.
Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!
Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.
The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.
Volkswagen gets ready to premiere its FahrvergiPhonenugen, the problems with MobileMe finally get laid at the feet of the man responsible, and Apple extends a helping hand in China.
Siri's eidetic memory has an expiration date after all, Apple gets a brush off from some Antarctic birds, and Tim Cook reaches the end of his tether.
Rob Enderle is here to school Apple on what's cool. No, you read that right.