Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.
The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.
Volkswagen gets ready to premiere its FahrvergiPhonenugen, the problems with MobileMe finally get laid at the feet of the man responsible, and Apple extends a helping hand in China.
Siri's eidetic memory has an expiration date after all, Apple gets a brush off from some Antarctic birds, and Tim Cook reaches the end of his tether.
Rob Enderle is here to school Apple on what's cool. No, you read that right.
Funny or Die's Steve Jobs biopic won't be the only one. But it will probably be the funniest.
Apple could certainly learn a lesson or two from those companies that aren't as successful.
Oh, pundits! Will you never learn? (Spoiler alert: No, they will never learn.)
Verizon is the true innovator behind the iPhone 5's incorporation of LTE. Elsewhere, Motorola and Apple take up valuable judicial time, and a tree grows in Emeryville.
Yahoo and Apple may be the latest superhero team-up to hit Silicon Valley, while Apple could be considering plans to space-ify its retail stores. And Steve Jobs's life is translated into yet another genre.