Keep moving those goal posts, pundits!
Are you sitting down? Because the Wall Street Journal says Apple's going to release a new iPhone this year. I know! Elsewhere, Alan Kay takes a potshot at the iPad, and the first Steve Jobs movie gets ready to hit many of your screens.
Yes, yes, it's April Fool's Day. But here at the Remains of the Day, it's business as usual. So you can read about non-resellable MP3s, rumors about the next two iPhones, and Tim Cook's handsome, handsome yearbook photos without any fear that we're out to fool you.
There's nowhere to go but down, or possibly sideways, according to these pundits.
Apple would really, really, really appreciate it if you'd give Final Cut Pro X just one more chance. Elsewhere, iPhone 5S rumors are running rampant on the streets, and photographic proof of Steve Jobs's most daring choice.
Samsung's trying to bring a little more life to its devices--too much, arguably. Elsewhere, a trusted source tells Apple just where it went wrong, and we have a new challenger in the Steve Jobs movie arena.
An iPad might join you on your next flight to Hawaii, iPhone users consume online video at a prodigious rate, and Steve Jobs is the illustrated man.
We all have them, the Macalope supposes. Some are just more annoying.
Dan Lyons sees what he wants to see.
Apple's smartwach may still be in the rumor phase, but bet you didn't know the company was already making smart cables. And Steve Jobs lives on in the realm of prank calls.