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The sad state of Apple rumors

Don't like the current crop of Apple gossip? John Moltz says to give it time.

The Macalope Weekly: Off with his head!

Tim Cook must go! Because... uh... because... Tim Cook must go!

The Macalope: Contribution not required

Apple's not as doomed as you think. It's doomed more.

The Macalope: The fine art of trolling

The Macalope locks horns with one of his oldest foes, in an attempt to uncover whether one can tell the difference between ignorance and willful trolling.

Remains of the Day: Masked crusaders

Volkswagen gets ready to premiere its FahrvergiPhonenugen, the problems with MobileMe finally get laid at the feet of the man responsible, and Apple extends a helping hand in China.

Remains of the Day: At long last

Siri's eidetic memory has an expiration date after all, Apple gets a brush off from some Antarctic birds, and Tim Cook reaches the end of his tether.

The Macalope Daily: The cool police

Rob Enderle is here to school Apple on what's cool. No, you read that right.

Review: Funny or Die's iSteve will tickle Apple fans

Funny or Die's Steve Jobs biopic won't be the only one. But it will probably be the funniest.

The Macalope: Myopia is a one-way street

Apple could certainly learn a lesson or two from those companies that aren't as successful.

The Macalope Weekly: Repeating history

Oh, pundits! Will you never learn? (Spoiler alert: No, they will never learn.)