How to describe how doomed Apple is? The Macalope's having a hard time thinking of new ways.
It's apparent Microsoft doesn't have a hit in the Surface RT; what's stopping the company from finally releasing Office for the iPad and scoring some tablet success?
Apple's doomed yet again (still?), but things are always coming up roses for Microsoft in the minds of pundits. Even when they're not.
Redmond is still peppering Apple with fastballs (or so it thinks), a costume designer talks recreating Steve Jobs's look, and yet another oldschool Apple goes for a luxury price.
Technology is a great place to let your imagination run wild! Apparently.
How do you keep turning the crazy up?
Hang on, because this one's a ride that don't make no sense!
Hey, it never hurts to ask, right?
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