Punditry so funny it should be classified as a lethal weapon.
These headlines would be news. If they were true.
Apple better release a phablet or... something!
Must we argue during the holidays? Turns out, yes.
Microsoft always wins! It's just one of many truisms in the technology arena, like the only way for Apple to get ahead in life is by buying high profile companies.
A very special holiday edition of the Macalope!
Why would one even ask if Apple's competitors are going to beat it?