Let me say first that I've met Kotaku's editor, Brian Crecente, and he's a very pleasant fellow. Not that that in any way precludes me from despising him for being among the very first in the country to have an Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and Wii side-by-side-by-side (not even counting the Xbox 360 debug unit he has as well). That's right, for those of you keeping score at home, that's 4 next gen consoles for Kotaku to 0 for Gadgetbox.
I'm gonna go ahead and presume that the reason I'm so short on game consoles is because the delivery guys are having difficulty finding the chute that leads to the subterrean headquarters, and not because Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft are too scared to have me play with their consoles. Right, guys? Right?