Okay, you can fit what I know about cameras onto a very very small flash memory card. Like, you know, 1MB. Still, all the cool kids have been talking about the new Nikon D80 DSLR, so I figured I ought to at least mention it. For the sake of thoroughness .
It's a 10.2 megapixel beast (that's a lot, right? Kidding!), with a 2.5" TFT LCD screen. Nikon's ditched compact flash for SD cards with this model, and it also has a USB 2.0 connection. It also boasts better battery life than its predecessor, and apparently higher image quality. Who knew?
We've pretty much exhausted everything I know about this camera, other than it's going to retail for $999 or $1299 if you'd like, you know, lenses . I'd suggest it.